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split link

All of the split links in Las Vegas love to gamble, but hardly ever tip their dealers.
by Jodie Turner January 22, 2004
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split the whisker

nora likes to split the whisker after a few pints of snakebite.
by nigelnomates September 20, 2007
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split his wig

To hit someone in the head; To beat someone up very badly.
He came up on me so I split his wig!
by Big Daddy March 12, 2003
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Split Wig

1. A persons bleeding face or head after an ass whipping. 2. Someone who just got the shit beat out of them and has visible damage to the cranial region.
1. Damn, that fool just got his wig split. 2. Shut up or I will split your wig!
by Lee Chapman April 14, 2003
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Split Condom

Your worst living nightmare no matter who you are...
Man: Aww Damn yeah bitch wait im gonna cum!!

*Split Condom*

Man: Aww shit man not again.
Woman: ohh what was that?

Man: ... You might wanna get a pregnancy test.. and maybe a chlamydia test aswell while your at it....
Woman: Your fucking kidding me right?
by ACSL October 11, 2009
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Split a Biscuit

Two friends having sex with 1 fat chick simultaneously.
Hey Gary, you wanna split a biscuit?
by otherdustin May 1, 2010
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split ewok

a hairy punani, muff, or beaver
"when I saw her split ewok i near creamed on it"
by glasrauch April 8, 2003
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