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lead singer's disease

The tendency for the lead singer of a rock band to become egotistical and impossible to work.

There are a number of factors that can contribute to the onset of LSD including; a natural tendency in the singer to act like a prima donna and treat other people like shit, the level of fame and fortune the band manages to achieve (whether deserved or not), how quickly the band goes from being dirt poor and unknown to filthy rich and overly famous, and whether or not other members of the band have enough talent to compete with the singer for the public and the media's attention.

LSD is often fatal… …for the band. Once a singer develops LSD there is very little hope of them ever recovering from it.

PLAIN ENGLISH VERSION: Lead singer's disease is what happens when a lead singer lets the success of their band go to their head, starts acting like he or she is god and begins to demand that everything be done their way. If they don't get their way their inflated ego makes them think that they don't need the other band members and the band splits up.
Who do you think is a worse case of lead singer's disease, Axl Rose or David Lee Roth?
by amoebabadass December 9, 2008
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purple headed yogurt slinger

boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro
varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.
by Mikey Cee May 4, 2006
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dirty spine

I'm just poppin to the kaiber to drop a length of dirty spine!

(sourced from Roger's profanisaurus)
by Brother numpsy November 14, 2005
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crimping off a length of dirty spine

- Where have you been, Mike?
- I've just been crimping off a length of dirty spine, mate.
by SusieQ October 4, 2005
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spanger

teenagers/young adults (who are perfectly capable of getting jobs) who stand in front of 7-11 and ask people for spare change so they can travel around the country on tour with some crappy jam band

combo of "spare changer"
"I can't even walk down the damn street without those fucking spangers begging me for my last quarter!"
by lulu98 December 28, 2005
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vive le singe

Literally meaning "long live the monkey" in french. But, it's oh so much more. This is the phrase that will revolutionise the face of the planet.
Better start saying it before everybody else does, so then you can be hardcore.
You : VIVE LE SINGE
Him : VIVE LE SINGE
by Matt in The Hat April 2, 2004
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St. Louis Slinger

A St. Louis diner classic. Scrambled eggs, hash-browns, hamburger, and melted cheddar cheese...all covered with chili. A favorite of Jeff Tweedy from Wilco.
After bowling all night at Saratoga Lanes and drinking PBRs I could really go for a St. Louis slinger at Tiffany's diner. I'll go poop tomorrow.
by JazzManSam April 12, 2010
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