sphincter monkey

one who swings from butt trees

Hey you sphincter monkey, shut the fuck up.

by Jon Williams II December 5, 2003

sphincter spelunker

One who makes a hobby of exploring and studying the cave that is surrounded by the annular muscle (i.e., the ass)and able to contract or close a bodily opening. A poostabber. A male homosexual/anal invader.

My friend Paul is a sphincter spelunker, thus he is constantly washing feces off his weener.

by Carter Jordan September 27, 2004

sphincter-buster

A shit so large, it rips one or more of the circular muscles in the anus on its way out. This usually causes bleeding and mild to intense discomfort.

Male 1 (In the restroom): Call an ambulance!
Male 2: Why?
Male 1: I just had a sphincter-buster! My anus is bleeding and I cant sit down!

by BobotheClown December 14, 2008

sphincter jizz

having the 'trots', the 'runs' - or anything else that could be attributed to "pissing out your asshole"

Ew! Somebody left sphincter jizz in the toilet. Ass didn't flush! Check the splashback too!

by definition_master November 6, 2009

Sphincter Farming

When someone farts repeatedly, usually to annoy their coworkers or classmates.

"Oh my God, what is that smell?"
"That new guy in Sales has been sphincter farming all morning."
"Man, he must really hate the boss, huh?"

by The word-eating crocodile December 9, 2009

sphincter-licker

someone licking anus; someone trying to obtain advantage by offering excessive flattery, praise and compliments, usually not sincere

..this sphincter-licker managed to get another raise!

by Swiss Dude April 15, 2010

sphincter spasm

passing gas; fart

"I laughed so hard I had a sphincter spasm"

by Queen La Sphincter March 13, 2011