muc'n spew 

Upon going to sleep with a cold the mucus from your nasal drip slowly seeps into your bowels, resulting in the semi digested mucus exploding from your rectum. The mucus is likely to grab and carry the remnants of previous shits with it into the toilet. The mucus gathers on the surface of the water, creating snowflake like formations.

Spewer: OH MIEN GOT! Come and see the muc'n spew i just made!
Shit enthusiast: Wow, it's like a winter wonderland in your shitter! It's beautiful.

muc'n spew by The Raunchicor April 12, 2007

poop spew

when assholes add words to urban dictionary before you can get to them and they are far worse than your original idea ever was.

i was going to add mayor mccheese to urban dictionary but some asshole poop spewed me.

poop spew by nevasboy February 22, 2004

Dong Spew 

A milky viscous fluid with a slightly basic PH which spews from your dong when it gets very excited. Tends to cause pregnancy in females.

She took the dong spew in the face

Dong Spew by Photonix July 6, 2010

Deux Spew 

Action involving- eating a meal; performing felatio; expelling meal onto lap of bj recipiant.

John: How was last night with Sandra?
Jack: It was going really well till she Deux Spew'd all over me...
John: What's the Deux Spew?
Jack: When you go out to on a date, then afterwards, as she's performing her furious felatios talent, she then proceeds to throw up her meal on your lap.
John: Gross...
Jack: Your telling me, I was the one with Arby's all over my new jeans.

Deux Spew by Killa Filla July 12, 2010

Ultimate spew 

Ultimate spewing (also known as the triple threat) is the theoretical situation in which a person sees or hears so upsetting that he defecates, vomits, and urinates instantly. Theoretically if someone sees another person ultimate spew that person then ultimate spews the other person then ultimate spews causing a chain reaction.

In reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. So much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.

So my girlfriend broke up with me and then I ultimate spewed all over her. She looked at me for like three seconds then ultimate spewed. Her dad was in the next room and came in to see what was going on, and when he saw both of us he had a triple threat of his own. I’m now no longer allowed to get within 100 feet of any member of the family.

Ultimate spew by The Negro Ninja June 11, 2006

poo spew 

When toilet water spews up and nails the crack of your ass.
10 point splash from a mighty ass bomb.

I sat on the toilet trying squeeze out a big shit, when it let loose and hit the water causing a poo spew. The water came back up and hit me in the chocolate star fish, lifting me off my seat.

poo spew by Doodie KaKa July 6, 2006

vector spew 

To vomit profusely in all directions.

After downing ten beers, I doused my buddies with a vector spew.

vector spew by sala January 17, 2003