keeler special 

make out with a random girl at a party but get too drunk to close

Mark- "Hey Billy, I saw you with that girl at that party, you fuck her?"

Billy- "No man, pulled the Keeler special."

keeler special by douchequeerfagman November 8, 2010

Kaufmann Special 

A Kaufmann Special is gently laying your dong on your woman's thigh to initiate.

Frank: Yo, Bob I tried the Kaufmann Special on Julie last night and it worked!
Bob: No way! I never thought that'd work!

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Kaufmann Special by Muscle Man Andy Slammage June 9, 2016

Kentucky Special 

When your sister or cousin drinks so much Burbon her dentures fall out and you make her give you a blow job.

My sis came in last night drunk and gave me a kentucky special.

Kentucky Special by RC cool July 19, 2016

Kobe Special 

Jewelry bought by husbands to appease their angry wives. Usually, the anger concerns extramarital skank diddling on the side. In normal households, a gift of jewelry like this would solve nothing; it would be seen as the empty and loveless gesture that it is. However, in the lives of the rich and famous, empty materialism covers all sins and fixes all problems because they have no souls.

Also known as a "house on a finger" when the jewelry in question is an outrageously expensive ring.

Named after the Kobe Bryant episode in which he bought his wife a house on a finger to appease her anger over his raping a hotel skank.

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(Speaking to his friend on the phone following an argument with his wife over his mistress):

Tiger Woods: I need to run down to Zale's and buy a Kobe Special.

Kobe Special by JustSayNoToCheatingAssWipe November 30, 2009

Kentucky mud truck special 

when you fuck someone's ass as they're taking a shit and you wrap their legs around your body and you run around the room then nut in their ass and then piledrive their head into the ground and more often into the shit its self

Guy 1:"Bro she let me Kentucky mud truck special her last night"
Guy 2:"Woah really was it messy?"
Guy 1:"not after I piledrived her head into it ;)"

Kentucky mud truck special by BIGHEAD BITCH May 28, 2018

Some Kind Of Special

A uniqueness within a person's personality. They seem to be 1 in a trillion, and don't realize it.

That kid that fell while standing is some kind of special.

That girl that thought gullible was written on the ceiling is some kind of special.

Some Kind Of Special by AndyFromTheOffice August 3, 2011

Hong Kong Special 

When an individual seems to have a never ending supply of ammunition without having to reload. To have unlimited ammunition without changing magazines or reloading. Often seen in movies and video games.

The character in the movie had a Hong Kong special and shot their gun endlessly.

Hong Kong Special by PhilthyAk47 October 27, 2006