When a group of girls or women, usually close friends, get excited while talking to each other. They start talking rapidly, in a high pitched tone.
I saw your little sister at the mall. I don’t know where she was headed, because Becky showed up. Then some dolphin speak started about a boy, or a skirt, or was it chocolate.
All I know, is that my ears are still ringing.
All I know, is that my ears are still ringing.
by Almond Joy (I feel like a Nut) May 23, 2009

Talking or singing like Scott Stapp, the lead singer of post grunge band Creed. There are three basic guidelines for proper Stapp Speak:
1) the mouth must be shaped to pronounce "R" at all times. 2) The last vowel of most words the Stapp Speaker uses must be substituted with "errah", "err", or "eeya". Translated into Stapp Speak: Therrah lerrast vowerrl errahf merahst werrahds therrah Sterrahp Speakerrah userrahs merrust berrah substituterrahed with "errah", "err", or "eeya". This rule may be omitted to certain words by the Stapp Speaker's own judgment. 3) When all else fails, just make it sound stupid.
Singing in this voice can at worst lead to vocal damage and at best make everyone hate your band.
1) the mouth must be shaped to pronounce "R" at all times. 2) The last vowel of most words the Stapp Speaker uses must be substituted with "errah", "err", or "eeya". Translated into Stapp Speak: Therrah lerrast vowerrl errahf merahst werrahds therrah Sterrahp Speakerrah userrahs merrust berrah substituterrahed with "errah", "err", or "eeya". This rule may be omitted to certain words by the Stapp Speaker's own judgment. 3) When all else fails, just make it sound stupid.
Singing in this voice can at worst lead to vocal damage and at best make everyone hate your band.
by Nick Elward December 6, 2010

"Hey man, what's up?" or "Hey man, how's it going"= "Hello, how are you?"
"These pipes aren't just for show!" = "My biceps do more than just look good!"
"You're ripped man!" = "Your muscles are really well defined!"
"Dude, you're gettin' jacked!" = "You're getting really big and strong!"
"Glory on the gridiron" = "Success on the football field."
"sounds like you're picking up jock speak already!" "Jock speak? What's that?"
"These pipes aren't just for show!" = "My biceps do more than just look good!"
"You're ripped man!" = "Your muscles are really well defined!"
"Dude, you're gettin' jacked!" = "You're getting really big and strong!"
"Glory on the gridiron" = "Success on the football field."
"sounds like you're picking up jock speak already!" "Jock speak? What's that?"
by Commander Stan July 9, 2006

by $aveyourself April 8, 2020

A vernacular of casual English in textual or verbal form, blending highly grammatical English with technical jargon, 1337/l33tspeak, hip-hop lingo and pop culture quotes/references as an expression of self-referential hip irony among geeks.
W00tw00t!Hollaz to mah Gigga h0mi3z on da Techflizzo' (tor whose comraderie and support I am much obliged)! All your base are belong to the sysadmin!
by Monseignore Laszlo, SubGothius May 7, 2004

A: i was with my girlfriend, you wouldn't know her though because she doesn't have social nor does she live in the area
B: you are speaking cap
B: you are speaking cap
by asdfghjklqwertyuiop haha xdddd September 19, 2020

Speaking like the character Spamton G. Spamton from Deltarune might. It is accomplished by replacing certain words or phrases with other words or phrases that are usually related to television or radio, or words related to old technology in general.
" I was feeling gooooood but then Tiffany and her goonies came over and Hyperlink Blocked my ENTRY POINT LOCATED and it was not fun"
"Bro what?"
"Are you getting these readings?! man? I'm trying to be crystal clear with new Haberide glass cleaner but I guess you can't understand me or something huh? Or are you just completely avoid the IRS my problems? I don't even know why I communications are stable you anymore"
"Bruh you built like a TV dawg, how's you blaming me for your janky ass being all klinky klanky in here"
" It's just Spamton speak bro chill out"
"YOU CHILL MOFO"
"Bro what?"
"Are you getting these readings?! man? I'm trying to be crystal clear with new Haberide glass cleaner but I guess you can't understand me or something huh? Or are you just completely avoid the IRS my problems? I don't even know why I communications are stable you anymore"
"Bruh you built like a TV dawg, how's you blaming me for your janky ass being all klinky klanky in here"
" It's just Spamton speak bro chill out"
"YOU CHILL MOFO"
by Aim For North June 9, 2022
