spatula attack

When a spatula is inserted up the rectum of an adversary.

Adversary: "Oh please don't spatula attack me"
Insertation: Schlurp
You: "You have been have been spatula attacked"
Adversary: "Ohhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooo i lost my SA virginity"

by JJ to the max March 10, 2008

Dirty Spatula

A "dirty spatula" is when a guy has junk shat upon, and then stomped upon with platform shoes.

It may not be the most profoundly disturbing or even most potentially damaging sexual act ever conceived, but I would not care to be on the receiving end of a "dirty spatula", if you know what I mean.

by Mattzog and Kilna January 12, 2009

cock spatula

The device used by older men for inserting their old saggy balls into a woman's vagina.

Hey guys, I used my new cock spatula last night to shimmy my old saggy cock and balls into my lady's punanny.

by cockspatula January 3, 2012

Trump spatula

An orange spatula with messy blonde hair.

Did you see Trump spatula?

by What knife? October 22, 2017

spatula

The female equivalent of a male erection,
aka a chick boner.

Damn that guy was so fly, I think I just got a spatula...

by Martha Mae Whoviae January 7, 2008

spatula

A word used to close a meeting. Fin.
The declaration of Spatula is usually followed by a round of nonsense words as members are getting up to leave.
Once Spatula has been declared and answered the meeting has ended and no further business is permitted to proceed. Spatula must always be presented in the form of a question, and must be answered with an affirmation by "Spatula", or silence.

See also Pancake.

President: "Is there any other business?"

Club Member: "Spatula?"

Club: "Spatula."

toaster.
frog.
butter.

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President: "I declared Spatula?"

Club: "Spatula."

by GregLake June 2, 2007

spatula

a thing that might disclose too much personal information, usually about an ethnic background. From Philip Roth.

"At home we called it a spatula, but that suddenly seemed like a Jewish word."

by Dayv James-French July 13, 2006