ankle spanker

a dick,sausage,p-dog,talliwacker,purple helmet orior

thats a big ankle spanker you got there.

by tiffany cordes March 25, 2003

skanktert

1. a women/girl that has some good physical features and is not exactly good looking enough to the point that you would not want to have sex with her, but you would have sex with her if you were drunk
2. a girl you would have sex with if you were drunk

"Hey, man would. Would you have sex with her."
"Ummm... I think I would if I was drunk. She is definitely a skanktert."

by shawndom59 November 21, 2004

knee spanker

This is like a knee slapper but twice the credit. When things are to funny for a knee slapper use a knee spanker.

hahaha that ones a knee spanker.

by Dr.Suess's mistress June 20, 2011

Cankle Spanker

an old mans very saggy balls and/or penis slaps roughly against the cankle

"Daddy look at that mans cankle spanker! Should we tell him?"

by Mike Sasso December 24, 2008

Spanktervision

A peeping tom who lives out of his VW camper van and frequents local beaches/hot spots spanking his pud while scamming on chicks.

Why pay 20 bucks for a show at the local peep show when you can get spanktervision at Ocean Beach for free???

by Sam and Chris January 16, 2007

Ankle Spankers

When someone wears trousers that are too short so the bottoms of them end up spanking your ankles when you walk.

Dave: Oi look at his trousers they're too small for him
Jim: I know right he's got some right ankle spankers!

by r33dybo1 September 21, 2012

self spankery

Self spankery is the act of a lonely fuck boy that lacks a following of "hoes" and has to spank himself in light of not getting booty

Guy1: Have you heard Chris is experimenting with self spankery?

Guy2: I'm not surprised, we should have seen this coming.

by FlaccidPeelz March 4, 2016