Have you heard of senioritis? Yes. You have. How about sophomoreitis? Probably not. Why, you ask?
Because, it is new! Never been seen before! Wow!
Seniors give up on trying, because they have already worked they tushes off in high school to get where they are. Sophomores feel the same way but unfortunately for them, the worst is yet to come. Junior year, only several months away. The most strenuous year of HS. Yikes.
What is the cure for sophomoritis? There is none. Good luck soldier. Only two to three more years.
Because, it is new! Never been seen before! Wow!
Seniors give up on trying, because they have already worked they tushes off in high school to get where they are. Sophomores feel the same way but unfortunately for them, the worst is yet to come. Junior year, only several months away. The most strenuous year of HS. Yikes.
What is the cure for sophomoritis? There is none. Good luck soldier. Only two to three more years.
Joe: Hello Becky. Are you looking forward to our 10th grade class trip?
Becky: No, I already have sophomoritis.
Joe: Oh no! Becky, be honest. Are you depressed?
Becky: Yes.
Joe: I do not know how to respond to this.
Becky: You could kiss me.
Joe: Becky, no. That would be inappropriate. This sophomoritis really IS messing with your head!
Becky: Haha yes, very true Joe. I am not ok. Haha. Ha. Haha. Ha.
Becky: No, I already have sophomoritis.
Joe: Oh no! Becky, be honest. Are you depressed?
Becky: Yes.
Joe: I do not know how to respond to this.
Becky: You could kiss me.
Joe: Becky, no. That would be inappropriate. This sophomoritis really IS messing with your head!
Becky: Haha yes, very true Joe. I am not ok. Haha. Ha. Haha. Ha.
by MendesSoldierNY March 09, 2022
by Jlopez September 27, 2021
by Dude 123456827359382837 March 01, 2022
When a senior dates a sophomore to just have sex with them and or mess around with them then dump them
by Thatsmehehe February 04, 2015
A hairy-bodied, balding man who has sloppy relations with drunk sophomores. Such a man can also be found cooking raw meat in convection ovens, masturbating to Game of Thrones fan fiction, and spending an abnormal amount of time researching his family tree on ancestry.com.
Man #1: Hey, did the Sophomore Sniper get some action last night?
Man #2: Nah, I heard she was sober enough to see his back looks like hairy cookie dough.
Man #2: Nah, I heard she was sober enough to see his back looks like hairy cookie dough.
by mbarry69 November 12, 2016
A term used to describe the high dropout/transfer rate after sophomore year of college. Could be due to financial reasons, but a lot of the time it’s personal
Person A: hey did you see that Sarah transferred to Northwestern?
Person B: oh yeah, a victim of the sophomore slaughter
Person B: oh yeah, a victim of the sophomore slaughter
by Knives C August 18, 2024
A 2nd year highschool student after being a freshman that thinks they are all big and bad. Usually stumpy white girls with brown hair on the drill team.
Man that chick is a sassy sophomore
by A bike December 12, 2016