sompthing

the correct way to spell sompthing

i want sompthing to eat

by heyhijello January 13, 2020

Somp

The female version of a simp.

Verb - Somping

"Wow, Rowan is somping hard for that girl"
"Yes."

by jinkos April 21, 2020

Slompy

Tired or sleepy, going to bed.

I’m sLoMpY- I’m sleepy.
sLoMpY GaL- sleepy girl.
sLoMpY bOi- sleepy boy.
I’m going to sLomPs now- I’m going to sleep now.

by slompygal February 21, 2021

Slompy Chompy

When they go for sloppy toppy, but they're a little hungry.

"She caught me by surprise with that slompy chompy last night. It was very painful, 0/10 do not recommend."

by [You'd know] May 24, 2021

Scomph

A Scomph is a derogatory term used to describe a white person.

Jack Wilson is a Scomph.

You are a Scomphy little man.

by BobGold69 May 24, 2022

Dragon Soop

The reason why I woke up in my neighbours back garden at 6:30am feeling like utter crap and not having a clue about how I got there.

I might have had a Dragon Soop or two last night and things got slightly out of hand let me say that!

by MrFunny83 January 24, 2022

The somp

To accidently or with meaning taking a shit when really drunk in a sofa at a friend's house.

-Hey, he just shat in Alice's sofa. It's dripping from his leg.

- Oh, did the somp!

by Rutzi May 15, 2023