Madden Mobile Slay held hands with Bella as they walked down the street together. Isn't Slay so thicc and joocy?
by "Slay's Nanny" November 14, 2017
Get the Madden Mobile Slay mug.Slayer (pronounced: SSSLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEERRRRRRGGGGGHHHHYHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) is a metal band that the words "Awesome, Fuck Yeah, and FUCKIN METAL" can't describe. The only words that can possibly describe Slayer are "The GODS THAT FUCKIN SMASH THEIR HEADS AGAINST A WALL UNTIL IT IS PAINED BLOOD AND THEN STARTS SCREAMIN' FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone not worthy of "The Metal" will listen to slayer and their face will melt, their head will explode and leave a blooied corpse, only for the bloodied corpse to explode and leave nothing, wiping out their very existence from the universe. Chuck Norris himself listened to Slayer and has now locked himself in his mom's closet, crying.
Anyone not worthy of "The Metal" will listen to slayer and their face will melt, their head will explode and leave a blooied corpse, only for the bloodied corpse to explode and leave nothing, wiping out their very existence from the universe. Chuck Norris himself listened to Slayer and has now locked himself in his mom's closet, crying.
Me: What the fuck are you listening to?
Girl: I'm listening to Justin Bieber! Isn't he cute?
Me: No. Listen to Metallica.
Girl: (types Metallica into the Youtube search engine) Eh, not really my style. Oh wait, it says i might like slayer
Me: I wouldn't do that if i were you,.....
Girl: (clicks slayer)
(slayer begins to play Angel of Death, girl's head explodes and the remains explode as well, leaving not even a speck of blood. )
Me: oh, she should have listened to me.....\m/ SLAYER!!!!! (listens to the rest of song)
Girl: I'm listening to Justin Bieber! Isn't he cute?
Me: No. Listen to Metallica.
Girl: (types Metallica into the Youtube search engine) Eh, not really my style. Oh wait, it says i might like slayer
Me: I wouldn't do that if i were you,.....
Girl: (clicks slayer)
(slayer begins to play Angel of Death, girl's head explodes and the remains explode as well, leaving not even a speck of blood. )
Me: oh, she should have listened to me.....\m/ SLAYER!!!!! (listens to the rest of song)
by Chazm66....6 December 27, 2010
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Get the Slay Queen mug.by Mr Deen July 19, 2009
Get the Dota Slay mug.A person who engages in sexual activity with an unattractive female on a regular basis. A land monster is an unattractive female that resembles a prehistoric beast that somehow managed to make it on land and find a way to a party.
Frat Guy 1: "Dude, Max hooked up with another fat girl last night. He does that everytime he gets drunk!"
Frat Guy 2: "Good for him. He's definitely a Land Monster Slayer."
Frat Guy 2: "Good for him. He's definitely a Land Monster Slayer."
by Land Monster Slayer May 17, 2006
Get the Land Monster Slayer mug.A female who has an uncanny ability to attract males. Often there isn't a clear explanation for her success, but none the less, always seems to have great luck with the men. This is the opposite of the more rare and sought-after lady slayer.
Ashley: "Man, Allison always seems to have so much luck with guys I just don't get it."
Nate: "I know, she is such a man slayer."
Nate: "I know, she is such a man slayer."
by drmw July 31, 2009
Get the man slayer mug.Only the greatest fucking band ever made. The best drums, guitar, and vocals. It could be slow or fast, but either way it's fucking crazy. Listen to Reign In Blood or War Ensemble if you want to start a fucking riot.
by Joe Bachmeier August 26, 2005
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