sapiosexual

Yet another way pseudo-intellectuals try to distinguish themselves from society.

Guy 1: It was once said that a game of chess can be more satisfying than sex, 'tis the life of a sapiosexual I suppose.

Guy 2: dude, stop sitting with us.

by Wah-luigi July 24, 2016

Soaping

Grinding as if you are on a skateboard but on shoes

Ryan killed it at the skate park yesterday

Did he get a new skateboard?

Na man, he was soaping so hard.

by Elementalrtw May 1, 2019

Snapissist

One who repeatedly looks at their own Snaps on Snapchat.

Becky is looking at her Snapchat story AGAIN?! What a Snapissist...

by undertakerfreak1127 May 9, 2016

SHAPIST

the true deffinition is believing that one shape is superior to all other. Hatred without reason of another shape. ETC.

SADLY today that has changed.

In todays world this is what makes you shapist:

Mentioning shape in any way

Not being totally politically correct

Supporting your shape
Being 3d

Telling a shapist joke

Judging by dimensions
Disliking something someone likes

etc.

Real example of shapist

shapist: (insert shape here) is better than every other shape. I think that (insert different shape) people are disgusting and horrible and should die.

Idiot's example of shapist:

person: I don't like curves
idiot: OMG SHAPIST!

guy: I hate illuminate.

idiot: OMG SHAPIST

dude: My friend has balls

idiot: OMG SHAPIST!

man: I'm Multi-Shaped

idiot: OMG SHAPIST

woman: I'm proud of my shape

idiot: OMG SHAPIST

stranger: So an (insert shape) guy walks into a bar....

idiot: OMG SHAPIST!

by im anti-shaped February 26, 2018

pharma sapiens

a person who is dependant on pharmacy medication for medicaL and or LifestyLe reasons

man! that dude takes so much medication hes evoLving into Pharma Sapiens..

by dr pufaLo August 22, 2017

Qanon Shapiro

Ben Shapiro's evil, dumber, and uglier twin brother Nick Fuentes. Legend has it Nick became jealous of Ben's success and transformed into a racist and holocaust denying jerkoff.

Person 1: Hey Bro, you know Nick Fuentes? Is he racist and antisemitic due to his small cock?

Person 2: I am sure he has a tiny penis, however, he is actually Ben Shapiros long lost evil jealous twin, Qanon Shapiro.

by ChuckDonkey December 28, 2022

seapickle

A turd that floats, usually left by careless swimmers.

There were no restrooms at the beach, so I left a seapickle in the surf.

by Farls May 8, 2008