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Snuggle Custard

A term used to describe the mess left after sex, due to male ejaculation.
"Ooops, we got snuggle custard on the fitted sheet!"
by OmblissJuice August 30, 2016
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snuggleworm

A snek that hunts by snuggling prey before nomming. Is not venomous, therefore not a danger noodle. Large snuggleworm should not be left alone with babby, kitteh, or pupper.

Popular snuggleworms: Ball pythons, boa constrictor, Burmese python, corn snek, king snek.
That's a Texas rat snek. It's not a danger noodle, it's a snuggleworm!
Snuggleworms make better pets than danger noodles.
by AnyaTheVampireSlayer January 30, 2018
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Snuggle Jousting

To repeatedly headbutt, or "bunt" with your cat in a back-and-forth manner.
My cat Picky Picky purrs and drools when we're snuggle jousting.
by 4ren6toxlab December 30, 2021
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Snugglebreeze

Snugglebreeze, a term coined to describe a physiological state characterized by one's prolonged occupancy of a thermally comfortable and cozy position, thereby facilitating the emergence of flatulence and the generation of potent gaseous currents. When individuals engage in the act of snugglebreezing (a verb derived from the term), they remain in said position for an extended duration, culminating in the accumulation and eventual release of flatulence of notable intensity, which, upon expulsion, manifests as forceful air movements akin to gusty winds.

It is imperative to note that persistent indulgence in the act of snugglebreezing may result in the concatenation of successive episodes of flatulence, ultimately leading to the formation of a unique meteorological phenomenon herein referred to as the "gust of gastro-winds". The gust of gastro-winds is characterized by a swirling vortex of malodorous gases that, upon formation, can persist for a duration ranging from 15 to 30 seconds.

It should be underscored that the act of snugglebreezing carries with it potential hazards, particularly when practiced in close quarters involving more than three individuals simultaneously. In such circumstances, the cumulative flatulence emissions have the potential to amalgamate into a colossal, and potentially catastrophic, atmospheric disturbance, akin to a global-scale tornado of flatulence.
Examples:
We should never have snugglebreezed this weekend.
As the storm raged outside, we found solace in snugglebreeze by the window.
by Yiga September 24, 2023
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professional snuggler

A person who's hustle is snuggling. A platonic service offered to touch deprived people in exchange for that money.
This busy business man prefers to fall asleep snuggling a pretty girl instead of a pillow so he calls me, a professional snuggler.
by Snuggle Angel December 15, 2016
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I'd rather snuggle with Shrek

If someone suggests you do something gross, ridiculous, or disgusting, your natural response would be to say you'd prefer to cuddle with a big green ogre.
Person 1: Hey you should go hook up with that chick.

Person 2: No, she's pretty gross. I'd rather snuggle with Shrek.
by Astrothegreat January 13, 2015
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Snuggle Huggle

A display of affection which combines snuggling and hugging; a very cozy hug.
Janet gave me a snuggle huggle and squealed, "I'm sooo glad you're home!"
by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 23, 2006
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