Snowman Cookie-ed

When you go up and talk to someone you think you know just to realize that they are indeed not that person.

Dude, I just snowman cookie-ed a guy that looked exactly like you at the gym.

by Bugger99 October 4, 2022

Snowman Schemes

Noun; A server created to showcase schemes of owner 'Snowman', this server has been public since 2022 and has been updated ever since, the server is moderated by Admins and mods of 'Snowmans' soldiers, some notable Moderators and Admin include Monaco, Camo, Kdub, Asunder, and Cam. This server has recently evolved to include "Custom Diecast" made and sold by 'Snowman'

Snowman Schemes always had the best most recent schemes of NASCAR

by kdub386 August 7, 2024

snowman lesbian

Similar to a peacock preening its feathers, the snowman lesbian builds and maintains her snowman in order to attract a mate. A snowman lesbian might spend days or even weeks on a single snowman but finding another lesbian to U-Haul home with makes it all worth it.

John: “Why’d she move to Montana?”
Betty: “Oh, she’s a snowman lesbian. She’s gotta go live somewhere with a lot of snow to have any chance of getting laid.”

by Zohiel January 20, 2025

Snowman Slide

To snort a line of cocaine.

"Yo, I'm about to do the Snowman Slide."

by PGeezy September 29, 2025

snowman sex

When you or another covers themselves in snow and get missionary from another person wearing a top hat scarf and carrot in their mouth.

Aunt Carol let’s experiment with snowman sex tonight.

by ChaseA January 7, 2026

antarctical snowman

A large, furry, albino ape-man that is native to the south pole. This is why the United States government forbids trespassing in Antarctica. So next time you are boating in the Antarctic Ocean do NOT go ashore!

Sadly, due to global warming, the Antarctical Snowman will probably be extinct before we are all forced to move there. But, if you do see one, don't call it abomnimable, because that is politically incorrect.

by Kahdlibber October 10, 2017

Meat Snowman Surprise

A “Meat Snowman Surprise” is the event in which you promise to take care of your girlfriend’s baby sister, Polly, but fall asleep in the process, and then wake up to a meat snowman in your kitchen.

Gumball: I’m not sure searching online for “meat snowman surprise” will yield the most constructive results!

by S6 E39 - The Mess • TAWOG February 22, 2023