by lil adolf June 16, 2009
Bike riding enthusiast that’s lacking the social skills to interact in regularly re-occuring typical scenarios with whatever sex they are attracted to. They lack regular reasonable female interaction on a day to day basis in life. Any time a female shows up to a group cycling event, the saddle sniffer is immediately right behind them for the entire ride. He takes extreme advantage of every second the female has joined the group ride. He is offering to adjust the bike for the woman, bragging about his ability to assist with any and all types of anything the woman may need on the bike ride, warning her of anything on the trail or road ahead of them.. Offering to take her on a “private tour” of whatever area the group is riding after the main group ride... Just all in all, hes up that womans ass for the entire bike ride.. almost to the point of creeping the woman out so that they never want to show up to a group bike ride again. One of the main reasons for women only exclusive bike clubs ( because they don’t want to be around such male douches ) and one of the reasons that most group bike rides are nearly completely male dominated.
“Bob was being such a saddle sniffer towards on that one chick ass all night on the ride, dam, you’ve got to know hes not getting any at home”
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by Bjerrnica July 07, 2005
A vulva sniffer is somebody who has an obsessive behavior to sniff the vulva before sex or any act of sexual fun. They will place their nose right on the vagina lips and take 5 big fat sniffs. If they don't mind the smell, they will carry on with the sexual pleasures they were giving. If the smell isn't to their personal taste. They usually flick the woman's bean and then leaves them to finish themselves.
Vulva sniffers are very judgmental and can make people feel very uncomfortable
Vulva sniffers are very judgmental and can make people feel very uncomfortable
*Boy takes 5 big sniff's*
'Your vagina is average, i shall continue having sex with you'
Girl- 'Thanks, i wash it daily'
*Boy takes 5 big sniff's*
'Your twat fucking stinks of shit, there is NO way in hell im having sex with you you dirty girl.'
VULVA SNIFFER
*girl cries*
'Your vagina is average, i shall continue having sex with you'
Girl- 'Thanks, i wash it daily'
*Boy takes 5 big sniff's*
'Your twat fucking stinks of shit, there is NO way in hell im having sex with you you dirty girl.'
VULVA SNIFFER
*girl cries*
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