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Scerpes

A fictional, but scary, mutation of Scabies with Herpes. Picture cold sores that can jump. Possible biological weapon for terrorists.
That security guard never showers, he's probably got scerpes.
by Psychojazz October 1, 2006
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Perfect Serpent

To shit in perfect coil formation. Making it look like a snake or serpent.
"It looks like Mrs. Smith's dog left another perfect serpent in our yard again". "That fuckin mutt!"
by Pillard September 21, 2008
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slerp

to drool in your sleep; to generate exceptionally long drops of spit connecting the corner of your mouth with the puddle around your pillow
Look, he's slerping again!
by slerper November 9, 2010
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Skerp

When Skype is derping it's called Skerp and it's skerping.
Hey Dallan, why u no writin' back on Skype?!

......... 12 hours later ..........

Wtf, 859 messages just popped up on Skerp.
by Leijoninnan July 25, 2011
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snerph

Noun: Confusion of the brain's synapses.
Verb: Used when confused about what word to use as a verb.
Adj: Describes something thoughtlessly.
Adv: Expresses more confusion when using a verb.
I.E.
Noun: "Your snerph had you at a loss for words."

Verb: "You totally just snerphed that sentence up."

Adj: "Is that one of those snerph back whales?"

Adv: "The turtle may move snerphly at the speed of light."
by JosuDil April 19, 2011
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Serpaco Hipster

A Hipster who has gone so far down the rabbit hole he/she can't tell if they are being ironic anymore.

Defined by the Gentlemen Scumbags podcasts hosts Mike Burns, Mike Bridenstine and guest Kyle Kinane.
That Serpaco Hipster can't tell if he likes wearing those cartoon sunglasses and doing the chaleston, but he's in too deep to stop.

Gary's gone Serpaco Hipster on us, he's trying to bring back oversized dumbells and full body bathing suits.
by EgoManiacs February 15, 2012
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Skerpachaico

Skerp-a-chai-co
An expression meaning an extraordinary demonstration of awesomeness and truth. Regularly used by the more dynamic societies in western Canada to describe the state of affairs relating to, in, and of the accomplishment of demonstrating jaw dropping truths.
Bro 1: Strewth mate, that cribb-stick is totally skerpachaico!
Bro 2: Moss dude, it was like five scrill - totally awesome!
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Professor: Andrew, your essay seems to have crawled from the deepest crevass of uncreativity and has now died in my lap. It is unworthy of review or correction..
Andrew: (In great enthousiasm*) - SKERPACHAICO!!
by Sean [applause] Jon January 25, 2013
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