Snarf

A rebuttal word used when someone is being ridiculous or nonsensical. A word only a retard like Thunda would understand.
"I'm perfect"

"snarf"
by PurplePain December 28, 2004
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Snarf

To sneeze and barf (also, sneeze and poop, or pee) at the same time.
I was eating lunch yesterday, smelled a fart, and nearly snarfed myself to death.
by Dr. Jonas Finklestein September 04, 2007
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Snarf

A complete and utter retard of the highest order, often altered to the word Snarftard.

Snarfs generally talk out of their arses, and make comments that make little or no sense.

They also tend to be pathetic individuals, who whine that life has been tough for them.
That makes no sense at all, why must you be such a Snarf?
by Mr. Samoa Joe May 26, 2009
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snarfing

The act of sucking a load of Cum through one's nostrel
Snorting a load of cum like a line of Coke
Snorting seamen through Nostrol
Hooveing a Load of cum from a cock pussy or asshole
She snarfed a Load then spit it out her mouth
Snarfing the freah load
Snarfing is fun
by Dill hole May 09, 2006
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Snarf

-verb
1. To eat voraciously, hastily, or hungrily in large quantities.

2. The act of a man sucking another man off while said man is asleep and unsuspecting. This often takes place at sleepovers.
After a long night of video games and snarfing pizza the boys decided to go to bed. But Dan stayed awake, waiting until Bill was asleep so he could arise and snarf his cock.
by Constance Glen April 21, 2010
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Snarf

When a person laughs and then starts sneezing while they are laughing.

AND/OR
Can also sometimes mean a sneeze that induces an accidental fart.
"She snarfed mid sentence.. it was hilarious" LOL
by JoeyLastName January 06, 2015
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Snarf

A grown man and or women who while in the bathtub has the uncontrollable urge to fart in the bathtub and bite the bubbles.
"Godo has the worst shit breath, he must have a secret "snarf" obsession"!
by Tony-The_Tiger March 08, 2017
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