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Snackjack

Prone to occur in communal enviorments such as a joint kitchentte or a domestic refrigerator, the snackjack is no less than a crime against nature.
It can strike everywhere and anywhere and none is spared.
Put simply, to be robbed of one's snack.
"Hey, anyone seen my snickers?"
*Everyone goes Silent*
"Zounds! Snackjacked again."
by Beepus July 19, 2007
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Sackpack

A draw string bag that is often used by athletes. it is one of the few types of bags that a guy may use for non-academic material and not be considered gay. it is by no means to be confused with a murse.
"did you see the guy with sackpack I bet he plays a lot of sports."
by dacrazy1 November 9, 2011
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douche snackpack

the smallest stature of douche; a person of excessively miniscule height and size, devoid of muscle mass who is none the less a douche of the first degree.
shit son that guy is such a douche snackpack he could blow away in a strong wind
by Bean6969 March 13, 2008
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When a man and a woman are either having sex or just flirting (or anything in between)and the woman assumes a submissive position, most commonly on her knees, then the man jerks-off into the woman's mouth. The woman then swallows his load. Used as a code word in casual conversation and allows for secret requests while in public.
Howard snuck off to give Mary a snackpack at the party.
Allen and Kate laughed when discussing their last snackpack in front of their clueless friends.
by memrymkr33 July 28, 2006
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when your fucking a bitch from behind and you stick your finger in her ass (if she wont let you then you'll have to do it in your own......just enough to get a lil doodoo butter on it) then reach around and fish hook her.
by T-moneyNJ October 20, 2007
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SnackPack

Usually a pack of snacks that include the names of Danielle, Gwen , Olivia and Marissa.
Those 4 women over there would make a great snackpack!
by SnackerMatt June 28, 2019
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Snackpack

Popularized by the rap group ExMortis, a snackpack is when a woman (usually someone's mother) performs analingus on the rectum of the man while he defecates.
"My ass become a vortex and began to spit faster;
yo mama's face became a national disaster area.
Makin' her face a little scarier,
and my colon drips all night, so you'd better beware"

also

"I ripped off my drawers, and spread my asscrack, and I made that nasty bitch make herself a snackpack"
by Dave The Dope Fiend May 19, 2007
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