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school smoothie

When you take all your disgusting school good and make it into some kind of gross smoothie in a bag.
Holy shit mike that looks like a good school smoothie!!
by Kid from middle school April 11, 2019
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bum smoothie

A lil bit of Dr. Pepper and some of that good ol' Jack Daniels with the secret ingredient: shit.
Guy 1: Hey man, can I get some of that Dr. Pepper?
Guy 2: You sure? It's a bum smoothie.
by Big Mary Mondays October 21, 2019
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Brazilian Smoothie

The act in which a man vomits and shits in a woman's vagina or asshole and then penetrates it. After he fucks her vagina for about 5 minutes, he then sucks it out and spits it onto her tits and into her mouth. If it is spit into the mouth, she gargles it.
Dude, this escort did the Brazilian Smoothie with me and it was so gross.
by Nutter Butter Butt Nut April 5, 2020
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Mexican Smoothie

When you eat out a Mexican girl on her period.
“Yo dude, last night this girl I hooked up with was on her period but I had myself a good old Mexican Smoothie.”
by TigerWoods June 1, 2020
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drake smoothie

hot sauce, lube, and cum, comes from when drake put hot sauce in a condom after he came in it
I gave my girlfriend the drake smoothie last night, her pussy is still burning!
by rae tard September 10, 2022
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Hungarian Smoothie

A sexual act first contrived in the late 1980s during the start of the Eastern Block pornography industry, where the final product resembles a strawberry dessert. A Hungarian Smoothie is created when a man performs oral sex on a menstrating female. The partner eats out the woman obtaining as much menstrual mucus in the mouth as possible. The mouthfuls of menstrual fluid are then deposited directly upon the belly of the woman. Once a sufficient portion of menstration is present, the man masturbates to ejaculation and cums on the woman's belly, into the menstrual deposits. The mixture of semen and menstrual fluid is called a Hungarian Smoothie (note: Although there have been some recorded cases of a third party consuming the smoothie, for heath purposes, it is not recommended).
The director, who believed he was more than a videographer, but an artist, instructed his actors that their first scene would be to film the rare, yet unforgetable process of creating a Hungarian Smoothie.
by Sean Ward October 29, 2006
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warm smoothie

Fellatio. Or, at least good fellatio. Originally coined by Jeremy RN. Has now become common ER language.
"Man, I sure would like a warm smoothie and a Sierra Nevada Pale" -Jeremy RN
by chase t February 17, 2006
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