Smatarted

Of being smart and retarded

Girl hey u being smart but also stupid
Girl is u mean I am being smatarted

by Cupcake decorating August 20, 2017

Smatso

When a ugly Sister stinks and is flat and is giving information to parents about a little brother

Aye yo Victor your sister is a smatso

by Boboi March 16, 2019

Smatt time

The act of showing up late to any function!

We didn’t make the movie due to the fact we were on Smatt time!

by Jonny Slick Nickel November 29, 2019

Smatskop

A nerd with blond hair green/blue eyes, who loves beer and always wears Nikes.

You really are a smatskop.
Look at that smatskop.
What a smatskop.

by Smatskop September 18, 2020

Smath

The furious and depressing state of mind while doing math.

person 1: Hey, what you you up to?
person 2: I'm smathing, about half way through
person 1: Aw I'm sorry, good luck with your work

by Opia_isSathing December 16, 2021

Smatchie

A dirty little child.

Someone who has deflated pools, tires and indoor furniture in their yard. These kids play in the garbage and drink puddle water for fun.

*Driving down the road.”
Kyle - “ hey, look at that smatchie by the dumpster!”
Brad - “look at that what? What’s a smatchie?”
Kyle - “a smatchie is a dirty little kid.”

by poptartman780 October 6, 2023

Smathering

When referring to or describing the amount of cheese one places on his bowl of chili or other chili like entrée.

"I placed just a smathering of cheese on my chili, so deal with it."

by ThePotentPiper October 13, 2014