Slumbering Haku

A grotesque sex act that involves one who wears a mask. The mask-wearer ejaculates all over himself and calls it a day. Usually occurs in front of other people and/or right before bedtime.

Haku whacks it and unloads all over his feet. This is a Slumbering Haku.

by Neglect September 23, 2010

Slumber Wookie

When you shave your pubes and assault a sleeping person by placing them all over said persons face.

Dave got totally slumber wookied lastnight.

by Pannus E Rectus October 16, 2010

Slumber Fist

The act of sleeping with your hand completely inside the bitches pussy.

Lindsey was super tired but still very horny. Luke decided to give her the slumber fist in hopes of satiating both her desires simultaneously.

by dpfreak March 28, 2015

Slumber Dick

When a man has consensual sex with his woman whilst still being asleep.

Jane was pleasantly awakened by Mike giving her his slumber dick.

by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 9, 2015

Slumberlumbar

An erection while sleeping.

According to science, a man gets slumberlumbar 3-5 times a night.

by Coffecupwithtea August 8, 2015

slumberjack party

The event in which all guest at a slumber party are male. Usually when the significant other is out of town and the guys just wann have fun but are at the age where partying all night is just too much.

We were going to go to a stripclub but ended up staying in and having a slumberjack party with the guys. Wine, cigars, football, and blanket forts.

by CherylDactyl December 22, 2015

slumbervert

Person who always falls asleep around others, commonly at parties.

Sleepy Steve is such a slumbervert, he's always falling asleep when we invite him out.

by Omegalith January 6, 2016