slabbet

When your dick has been flattened out with a hammer or mallet etc. then your dick is now slabbet

last night this bitch hammered my dick into a slabbet

by Babyface Doutrive July 27, 2006

slabber

To talk but make no sense, to 'talk shit'.
To drink or eat something.

What you slabbering about? Quit your slabbers. Slabber that down you!

by Croft Dale January 28, 2008

slobberchops

An old British word, still used in some areas, esp. Ireland.

1. One who dribbles.
2. A messy eater
3. A lecherous man

1. Grandad is a right slobberchops.
2. Grandad is a right slobberchops.
3. Grandad is a right slobberchops.

by Jinny the Squinny March 14, 2005

knob slobber

cock sucker. The term knob slobber was made to prevent one from getting TOSed in an AOL chat room. Use knob slobber instead of cock sucker.

As her mouth slid up and down his pole, he cried out, you're best the knob slobber in the world.

by Donna Lee February 14, 2006

slobber knobbin

(noun, verb. coined by Jumbo Jay)
A man or woman, occasionally toothless, who gets drunk and blows whoever passes out at a party.

(verb) Joey passed out and woke up to a slobber knobbin.
(noun) Oh shit, I didn't realize there was a Slobber Knobbin in the house; don't be a fuckin slobber knobbin!

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

slobberknocking

Drinking beer and playing pool. Usually performed in the afternoon.

Great brunch! Who's up for some slobberknocking?

by Jonathan Harford January 29, 2004

Dog Slobber

The act of ejaculating and or pissing on someones fore-head while they're asleep then smearing it with your nut sack or vertical lip.

Yo. what? i heard Tim gave Duhhy a Dog Slobber the other night

by M & C productions May 29, 2010