A disturbing occurence when you wake up next to someone from the night before now sharing a bed with you and having no memory as to why they are there or what you did with or to them.
by ModernDementia2992 July 16, 2009
Get the Pillow shock mug.When one puts 5 up the pink, 5 up the stink of a girl at the same time. Preferably suddenly. The term originated from Russian "strip searches" of political/criminal enemies.
Person 1: "OMG. Did you see her face when he did a Russian Shocker to her?"
Person 2: "Yes. She looked like she was in pain."
Person 3: "Yeah, but she enjoyed it..."
Person 2: "Yes. She looked like she was in pain."
Person 3: "Yeah, but she enjoyed it..."
by Edgar Sanderson October 15, 2009
Get the Russian Shocker mug.An insincere expression of disbelief.
by forty day mike August 26, 2013
Get the Mock shock mug.The act of taking a chew while seated on a toilet seat for the purpose to take a dump while receiving a blowjob, while performing the act of a shocker upon another girl who is miraculously eating out the girl that is giving you a blowjob
by f1v3hundr3d May 17, 2011
Get the Chew Blumpkin Shocker mug.A slang term for "post-traumatic stress disorder". A condition which often occurs for those who have been in active combat. Can affect the body in various ways, but can be treated.
by Xerxes November 11, 2004
Get the Shell Shock mug.The ultimate shocker is the act of putting 10 fingers in the pink and 10 toes in the stink. The reverse ultimate shocker switches holes. This is only performed on the classiest of ladies.
She-Ka couldn't walk straight for a week after Kenny administered the ultimate shocker in the bathroom of a McDonald's.
by Donkey Boner Jr June 11, 2009
Get the Ultimate Shocker mug.A watch brand by Casio, designed to be a tough, resistant watch.
Certain Some features of the watches might be: Low power indicator, digital/analog, water resistance up to 200 meters, alarm, stopwatch, tough solar/10 year battery, databank pages, atomic clock, world time, and/or a countdown timer, but not without a price; G-Shock watches start at $51 retail.
All of these are recommended for a Male gender (as rated by Casio), so if you're girl, consider Baby-G.
Certain Some features of the watches might be: Low power indicator, digital/analog, water resistance up to 200 meters, alarm, stopwatch, tough solar/10 year battery, databank pages, atomic clock, world time, and/or a countdown timer, but not without a price; G-Shock watches start at $51 retail.
All of these are recommended for a Male gender (as rated by Casio), so if you're girl, consider Baby-G.
With over 50 kinds of watches, you can't go wrong with a G-Shock.
by Gearbox January 13, 2005
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