sagan

A unit of measurement equalling "billions and billions"


From Carl Sagan, well-known astronomer and popular science author

On a clear night, you can see a whole sagan of stars.

Don't drink the water - there's a sagan of germs swimming around in there!

by Serai April 5, 2004

Twilight Saga

A book series by Stephenie Meyer. Probably infact the worse books in the history of time. These books are about sparkling vampires with a special power (By vampire I actually mean blood sucking pixie) and shapeshifters (Wolves).

It is a far fetched book about a girl named Isabella (Bella) Swan of about of seventeen that falls in love in a whiny, controlling, pedophile, stalker by the name of Edward Cullen. That is all you need to know about that.

In New Moon Edward leaves Bella "to keep her safe" or some shit. She ends up falling for Jacob Black (The leader wolf man, guy, person, whatever) also. It's funny, though. She claims she loves Eddie but yet she falls in love with Jake. In New Moon Bella pretty much thinks she can hear Edward by doing idiotic and reckless things. Such like jumping off a cliff and almost drowning. And she complains about this "hole" in her chest through out the book. So on, Alice and Bella run off to Italy to find Mr. Ed, blah. He comes back and propose to Bella. However, she doesn't really give him an answer until like the end of Eclipse, or something.

Eclipse pissed me off. And they turned Bella into a horny bitch at the end. And turned Jacob into a pig. I have NOTHING to say about it, only that is sucks and you shouldn't read it.

Breaking Dawn was really corny. Bella ends up getting pregnant with Eddie's child. The Pregnancy went fast. Killing Bella slowly as it grows inside her, blah, blah. She thinks she will have a boy. Named EJ (Edward Jacob) but ends up as a girl. She names her a retarted name that sounds like a disease (Renesmee). Heres a trippy moment. Jacob imprints on her. He gives her the nickname Nessie. (The nickname for the Loch Ness Monster.) Some failed battle at the end with the Vultori. I believe only one person died. It was pretty stupid.

Yeah, these books are a waste of time. D: If you like them you obviously have horrible taste.

The Twilight Saga ~~~~

-Twilight-
Bella - Hi.
Edward - Hi... You smell very etible.
Bella - Thanks.
Edward - I watch you when you sleep.
Bella - How flattering.
Edward - I love you.
Bella - Cool, me too.
Edward - *Plays baseball*
James - You brought a snack! >:D
Edward - *Growls*
Bella - *Gets bitten*
Edward - NUUUEEEE! -Sucks venom out-
Bella - :D

-New Moon-
Edward - I'm leaving now
Bella - Bye. I'll just sit here and be useless for a while.
Edward - Cool.
(Months later.)
Jacob - *Turns into a wolf*
Bella - Huh?
Jacob - HYPOCRITE!
(Moments later)
Bella - Edward!!! No!!!!
Edward - Oh, look, we're both alive. Amazing.
Bella - Yup.
Edward - Marry me?
Bella - Nope.

-Eclipes-
Edward - I love you
Bella - I love you, but I love jacob, too.
Jacob - Rawr.
Edward - *Censored*?!

-Breaking Dawn-
Bella - *Marries Edward*
Edward - Score!!
Bella - *Get's pregnant*
Edward - OH NOE! D:
Jacob - Wtf?
Bella - *Has baby*
Jacob - *Inprintes on Renesmee-
Bella - *Turns into a vampire*
Edward - Woooooo! *Takes Bella hunting*
*Vorturi attacks*
Edward - D: *Takes Aros hand*
Aro - I see. We'll kill you now.
Bella - NUUUE!!!!!

THE END!

by Emily Don S. August 20, 2009

Slagacy

1. A colourful and historical sexual legacy created by a male or female for which they become well known for around town. A 'slagacy' will usually involve many different sexual partners possibly of varied sexes and species.

2. A portmanteau combining the slang term 'Slag' with the noun 'Legacy' to create 'Slag-acy'.

"By christ! Did you know he had over 500 different sexual partners, not all human I hear too! No wonder his SLAGACY finally caught up with him, may he rest in peace poor boy."

by DougFlash82 May 11, 2023

sagatom

1.) the healthy alternative to god

2.) when asked an obvious question, you get a hypothetical, over the top answer.

1.) "are you goin to church?"
"yeah, but i'll be worshipping sagatom the whole time"

2.) i asked him if the glass was half empty or half full and he said who gives a damn, the time it takes to debate it could be spent filling up the glass alll the way. he pulled a sagatom.

by thismachinekills October 7, 2008

Seagalologist

- noun

1. Someone who has devoted their life to the study of Steven Seagal

2. See also Seagal-do

Jim, can you mow the yard?

Leave me alone, I'm watching Marked for Death.

You're such a Seagalologist!

by B. Patterson August 30, 2009

Infinity Saga

The Infinity Saga is the first 22 films of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. 2008's Iron Man began the story-line that concluded with 2019's Avengers: Endgame. The ultimate theme of these films is the gathering 6 elemental crystals that have been strewn across the galaxy. Each of these Infinity Stones possess unique capabilities, but they can only be wielded by beings of immense power, such as Celestials or Thanos the Mad Titan.

Kevin Feige revealed to Empire Magazine that he dubbed the first wave of Marvel Cinematic Universe films as the "Infinity Saga" to separate them from the films that will follow.

by PerfectSlacker May 10, 2019

Miigwaans Osawamick-Sagassige

Miigwaans is a real nigga. From the trenches where its real lethal. Like trippie redd. he with his shooters, the fLow discord. He be fucking niggas london ON left right. he knocked up a girl and didnt even care. kyla schram go crazy go stupid. fLow discord team go greasey on em foe. on TD bank miigwaans realest nigga out man i aint even wan hear it fLow discord we runnin shit.

"Damn did you see that Miigwaans Osawamick-Sagassige on the street?"
"Yeah, he knocked up Kyla Schram and didnt even care!"
"Shoutout auruuus twitch!"

by auruuuus twitch May 12, 2019