Boss: Hey, what are you working on today?
Employee: Well, first and foremost, I plan to maintain a high level of situational awareness.
Boss: Outstanding.
Employee: Well, first and foremost, I plan to maintain a high level of situational awareness.
Boss: Outstanding.
by bleeper1 August 10, 2009
Something that is a potential hit or miss. Or perhaps, something that would require a decent amount of energy but might not necessarily pay off.
Additionally, this phrase emphasizes the lack of probability of any given outcome.
Additionally, this phrase emphasizes the lack of probability of any given outcome.
by Elise and Co. May 30, 2008
The sudden out burst of profanities that is released when something unfortunate happens. Most commonly seen when a person stubs their toe.
Shawn had a bad case of Situational Tourette's the other night when he banged his bad knees on the coffee table.
You can't bust into situational tourette's every time you miss the eight ball, man.
You can't bust into situational tourette's every time you miss the eight ball, man.
by BeerSlinger August 31, 2010
by Noah Rouse November 21, 2015
When dealing with the situation there are two options. You can either do the situation walk or you can turn to the situation vixen and she will take care of the situation for you.
by Challbaby82 June 03, 2016
Or S.F.
A situation that is fabricated/scripted/manipulated by a person to get a desired response from a unsuspecting person
A situation that is fabricated/scripted/manipulated by a person to get a desired response from a unsuspecting person
My gf asked
"has that slut texted you?"
No...(text message alert goes off)
Well shit, Situation fabrication just fucked me.
"has that slut texted you?"
No...(text message alert goes off)
Well shit, Situation fabrication just fucked me.
by XxxSFxxX February 15, 2016
Our first date was going fantastic, but then out of nowhere that burrito I ate reared its ugly head and I had a defecation situation on my hands.
by MaulerMMA October 10, 2013