simi valley

A very very small town in California close to Thousand Oaks. Simi Valley is located in Southern California. It's probably a place you've never heard of. And if you did that's why your reading this defenition.

Simi Valley is the place where the fun NEVER ends............becuase it never got started.

by Mathura March 16, 2005

similadies

Two girls that are similar/bum chums are similadies.

Danni and Arabella are such similadies, no one even gives a shit.

by James900 May 7, 2008

Siminovsky (Doc)

Genius and badass AP Biology teacher that does whatever the fuck he wants whenever the fuck he feels like it.

After guessing correctly that a certain carbon structure was methylpropane, Siminovsky (Doc) says, "Why am I so fawking smart?"

by Anionyckmous October 19, 2008

Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys

MIDI based Grindcore band composing of a group of gibbons.

Also an unsuccessful mid-90's cartoon.

"Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys sure do suck."

"Yeah."

by King Kweh September 10, 2005

simita

an amazing person with an amazing personality and is beautiful. although she can be quite clingy she is loyal and will never let you down.

"dude that girl over there, she is such a simita"

by Janeey Doe May 10, 2010

Discipline the Simian

Discipline like spank, and simian as "relating to an ape or monkey." So it's a fancy way of saying "spank the monkey"

Dave: "Yeah, I saw that guy, he looked pretty hot."

Chris: "Fuck yeah. Excuse me I think I need to go uh...discipline my simian if you know what I mean."

by Clint November 5, 2004

Simian Infernus

Scientific name (in binomial nomenclature) for the Thermomonkey.

The Thermomonkey, simian infernus, is a flying, flaming monkey.

by Simian Infernus July 17, 2009