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singular

A tiny centipede that lives in damp, wooden environments, possibly gay. Only one "singular" exists in the world, with a life span of seventy five thousand years. It lives in some shit country like Brazil.
"There is a singular on my newly woven gown of the night." Said Princess Nanny-Teets, whilst stabbing ALL the children.
by Uncle Greeb December 22, 2003
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simulated wood

a black person who acts very white; an oreo; a wanna-be peckerwood.
He just a simulated wood.
by Derek Williams September 9, 2003
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Singlationship

When you're in a relationship but you acting like you single.

When yo azz is in a relationship but you doing single shiz.
You must be in one of those singlationships, because you got a woman at home, but you trying to get her phone number
by Mind feel October 31, 2017
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Singular they

When you say they trying not to be offensive when the right word is it.
Someone: They is updating their profile picture!
Another one from r/technicallythetruth: Technically, since they is referring to a single person and you don't know their gender, that "they" should be "it", 3rd person singular neuter.
(it was Singular they)
by SubSpruce Host S January 26, 2022
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Singulars

Multiple single bottles of alcohol. Loose bottles of alcohol that aren’t in a 6 pack or slab.
When buying alcohol at the store “do they have any singulars? I don’t want a slab”
by Bulleenbum August 24, 2019
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Quantum Singularity

Jesus of Nazareth's genitals
Guy 1: Dude have you seen the video of naked Jesus?

Guy 2: Ya! That is a hardcore quantum singularity!

Guy 1: I want a piece o' that yo!

Guy 2: Dude..Jesus could have anyone. No chance you'd be picked. The quantum singularity is gonna be mine!

Uptight Catholic: Blasphemy! How could you speak of our lord in such a manner! You have condemned yourselves to hell.
by Grimmee March 28, 2009
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flight simulater

The most time boring game ever but still fun if you want to be a pilot
I flew a 737-000 in flight simulater to LAX and it took 3 hours but when I landed I crashed. What a ****ing waste of time.
by localasshole August 14, 2006
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