shayan and simran

a wanky couple who like to fuck alot with there parents

shayan and simran make a good couple to wank to!

by sadasfs \a May 29, 2016

simian theory

the theory that anything can be made funnier simply by adding monkeys

We're going to run this add campaign completely on the simian theory. Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys people!

by jmusc February 4, 2010

simran kotwani

Annoying presence among healthy normal people

The one that occupies all the space in the world of molecules

Disturbance and a very big annoyance to humans

Damn she's a simran Kotwani
Oh I hate simran Kotwani

by Bomber boy June 1, 2017

Simya

Simya is a drop dead gorgeous person. She always say what is on her mind and all the dudes wants her. She can be bossy sometimes, but yet she is a full package.

Boy1: Oh. Who is she?

Boy 2: Yeah, that's Simya

Boy1: She is so pretty
Boy2: She already has a boyfriend
Boy1: Man, he is lucky

by I dint nemdk November 5, 2018

Simya

A beautiful black queen who is also funny smart and makes peoples days. They usually are loyal and some of the best people ever made

SImya need to hury up and marry me

by animosityz December 1, 2020

SIMPANZEE

Native to the sad and poor upstate town of Kingston, NY, the SIMPANZEE can be found everywhere. Usually jobless, the SIMPANZEE thrives on asking his girlfriend for money in between Fortnite sessions. The occasional shower is too costly, therefore he does without. Having saved up for 20 years, he will now pay $41 for a tattoo that simply states “I’m all in”, to commemorate the recent loss of his car and apartment to staggering scratch-off lottery ticket losses. This is the purest form of the SIMPANZEE in all his glory.

Kingston is nothing but a bunch of fucking Simpanzees.

by SIMPANZEE November 29, 2019

Simian Cranial Cannon

This is the term describing the act involving one sick person and a (preferably) dead ape. This act requires the insertion of the penis into the nasal cavity of the ape and ejaculating as close to the brain of the ape as possible. If this position is achieved and semen reaches the brain, the ape will react as if it has been shot by a cannon, recoiling its head backwards. If it is alive of course. If not, you are a sick zoonecrophiliac.

"Guys, I'm gonna go do a Simian Cranial Cannon, be back in 5."
"Ok Peter, make sure its dead this time, unlike last time, OK?"

by Jacob Gilbert October 28, 2006