simple pussy

A ladies vagina without all those flaps

The lovely lady had a simple pussy!

by J.E.L.L.O October 4, 2006

Simple

A word to use after you “roast” someone and or state a fact. Popular term used by the Youtuber SoLLUMINATI.

“My mans is a doo doo shirt and grey pants, SIMPLE.”

by Daddy Dark November 13, 2017

simple man

Guy who hangs around with chics all day and in the end acts like he doesn't have friends.

Dude1: Bro, how's your social life?
Dude2: No friends man! Simple man..
Dude1: 😏

by Kwazy_Cupcake November 6, 2019

dope simple

A person male/female young or old, who offers services in exchange for drugs, in lieu of payment.Dope simple people will do just about anything for DRUGS.

"Tom sucked Dick for dope!"I heard that Tom was dope simple" ie:Sally washed the floors with a toothbrush, painted the house inside and out all so she could get high on dope.ie: Harry sold Marry's car for $50 worth of dope Marry's car was purchased 1 year earlier for $10,000

by Carla and James February 11, 2008

simple sing

generally simple minded singfai
pretty dumb.

simple sing's bouncy hair, failing to see a wrapper on his person

by vinny December 4, 2003

Crack Sample

Crack dealers like all drug dealers offer you a free taste of their product to get you hooked on its effects. Now everyday products are being referred to as crack because of its popularity or consumer reception causing a buying frenzy. Recently I even heard the use of "crack sample" being used to refer to the offering of intimacy by a newly formed couple to entice the other person (or spouse) to accept requests or allowed to be manipulated by the offering of the "intimacy crack sample"; very similar to being "whipped"!

Example 1:
Joe BagOfDoughnuts: "Hey Johnny don't worry this is just a crack sample, just taste it. If you don't like it its free anyway"!

CrackHead Johnny: "OMG that crack sample was da' bomb, I need more"!

Example 2:
Johnny Wishbone: "holy cow that dude hangs on her every word"!

Fred: "she must of given him a crack sample and he's working for more"!

Example 3:
Seamore: "holy cow Shimmy Sham those Justin Bieber tickets are selling like crack"!

Shimmy Sham: "too bad they're not giving crack samples away"!

by The Shimmy Sham January 23, 2013

Sample Surfing

The act of going through Costco or mall food courts and sampling from every poor sod having to stand there with free samples of food.

James and Robert didn't feel like paying for a meal, so they snuck into Costco and went sample surfing.

by IsraelHands09 January 17, 2016