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Simone

A new breed of dog.

Short and fat with a stumpy tail. Obese.

Has a mustache like a shnauzer.

Bred from a Simaku and a Nortese.

Male version is called Simon.
Simone the bitch and Simon the dog had puppies.

Darn, that bitch Simone is sleeping with all the dogs in the park.
by Sheoooooowwww February 5, 2010
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Simone

A total bitch. She'll steal your boyfriend, your best friend, and will make you feel like garbage. She was super popular in highschool and middleschool, and she'll never let you forget it.
Guy: "Damn, she's such a Simone."
by Professor Kiwi September 4, 2016
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Simone

A meme boy. The one who loves lana del ray and panic! Atthe disco, a little too much. Hella gay and really ugly even though everyone says he's pretty. Doesn't like gender but does love cats.
"Ugh Simone must be near by."
"How do you know that?"
*In the distance you can hear 'here comes dat boi' blasting*
by G.ayboi July 13, 2017
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Simone Biles

The gymnast alive now that could get more medals than any other male or female gymnast one day, but there's always going to be somebody trying to throw the favorite off course with setbacks, which is why it helps when the favorite stays humble enough not to buy in to everything the media tries to build them up to.
There are forces that will conspire to throw someone like Simone Biles off, as they would with other favorites. People like that dedicate every bit of energy than Olympic athletes dedicate to going for a medal to throwing the game, the race, or the event.
by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021
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Simone (for a dude, pronounced "Simoné")

Firstly, Simone is also a dude's name and he will get very pissed if you mispronounce it, correcting you nonstop. Secondly, is a HUGE capitalist and thinks he's the best DJ to have ever breathed on this planet. He's ayt tho (for a capitalist) :)
Sean: yo that dude Simone (for a dude, pronounced "Simoné") is so cool
Sophie: he's a capitalist though
by EmoLife March 30, 2019
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simone

A Simone is a girl that can talk her butt off. She has an amazing sense of humor, but she can be so annoying. She's nice at times too. She has big dreams and can also talk her butt off about them too. I would keep her around she can really entertain you. But be prepared for ears to hurt :).
omg can u plss be quiet simone?
by hajilin August 23, 2020
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Simone Green

A young light skin girl with curly hair and glasses and she likes music dick and dogs AND CATS shes fun loving and careffreeee
Oh is that simone green? i heard shes single now! You should hit her up
by Dickheadzzzzzz January 24, 2020
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