Summer Swindley

Summer Swindley are basically perfect, their only flaw is that they are the biggest rages EVERRR! be scared when they are angry because they will threaten to kill you in your sleep and vow to hate you forever. Summer's love to workout, and have the worse fomo when her family works out without her, she doesn't eat anything unless it is 99.9% healthy . Summer is the PRETTIEST and smartest girl you'll ever meet and her humor is even better, she usually lives in a small house, but don't let that fool you because her family is loaded and building a mega phat mansion.

girl: I'm scared

boy: why?
girl: because Summer Swindley is angry at me

boy: well you should be

by _loverofjackG_ February 21, 2021

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Ben Swindle

Ben Swindle is the guy who will always give you advice and playfully call you a dumb fuck. Ben Swindles usually have tan skin, curly, spongey hair, and amazing eyes. If you see a Ben Swindle wave at him and get to know him. It'll be worth it.

Person a: "Did you talk to Ben Swindle yet?"
Person b: "Yeah! He's my bestfriend!"

by Bored_and_curious October 3, 2021

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Shit swindler

When you shit and someone steals that shit for later use in an alaskan pipeline

Damion you little shit swindler

by Clifford the big red asshole January 6, 2022

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coty swindles

He's just waiting to fleece any unexpected victim.

I was swindled by that guy... again. I can't believe he ripped me off again! Swindles... he cheated while we were betting... God Damn mf Coty Swindles!

by screamo1 March 7, 2022

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super-size returnable-container swindle

Refers to the pathetically-selfish practice of a miser’s offering a naïve fellow human one or more huge trash bags full of returnable containers as payment for his running one or more errands and/or performing some task around the shyster’s house or property, only for the hapless workman to later discover that the bags merely contain a comparatively few very large (i.e., gallon and/or 2-/3-liter) plastic containers, rather than the logically-expected “haul” of many dozens of ordinary-sized glass/plastic drink-bottles and aluminum beverage-cans; he is thus being paid only a small fraction of the “apparent reimbursement” that the gigantic bulging bags had “implied”.

I always insist on either “counting through” bags of bottles/cans before accepting them as payment for something, or having clear-plastic sacks be used to bag up the returnables, so that I can actually see the size/type/number of the containers inside the bags, and thus be more sure of getting the approximate reimbursement that I’ve been led to believe I’d be receiving as my end of the deal... there are waaaay too many advantage-takers out there who are eager to try to pull the ol' "super-size returnable-container swindle" on people like me.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

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