dog shui

The proper arrangement of home furniture to allow pets to look out your windows

My Dog Shui Master said to put the couch by the picture window so Fluffy can alert on the mail man.

by Pinandpuller November 19, 2017

Feng shui face

This is often used by young, attractive, female, Chinese executives to describe the facial structure of high cheek bone, boxhead Croatian males.

It is usually a term of effection.

Damon, your face has nice feng shui.

Or...
Damon, you've got a nice Feng shui face

by Feng Shui Face August 19, 2016

dump shui

The perfectly balanced atmosohere created for the ultimate confort during defication.

Bro, the dump shui in your bathroom is on point.

poop toilet dump comfort martha stewart

by oPtaylor August 10, 2016

Shui Zhu Yu

The sexual act of pepper spraying someone in their vagina and eating them out afterwards. Also goes by the names "Hotpot", "Spicy Fish Soup", and "French Brunch".

Person A: "So, how did the date go?"
Person B: "Oh you know, watched a movie, took her to dinner, then treated her to some Shui Zhu Yu afterwards."
Person A: "What the fuck."

by BackyardiganTwiced October 30, 2021

Three way feng shui

When having a threesome it's the position of the three bodies in relationship with each other...could define what kind of activity will be taking place.

Elle didn't like the particular three way feng shui that had begun to happen...she decided to take advantage of Taylor when Gretchen decided to come up for air.

by Ellelo420 June 10, 2014

punk shui

pertaining to correct punk like attributes, proper balance to refrain from poserness

your tattoos and piercings are so punk shui

by gargamelsazrael March 4, 2011

Feng shui

The ancient oriental art of extracting money from the gullible.

"I hired the feng shui expert recommended by that influencer on Twitface, and all he did was charge me £500 then take away all my furniture."

by Beermat April 28, 2025