Shum

A young, homosexual male who is quite bad at everything.

Also loves Naruto.

Wow Shum is such a nerd, why doesn't he just give up.

by ImShumminAllOverYou June 17, 2018

National Shum Day

Shum’s birthday!!! March 15 is national shum day

Dude it’s March 15
National shum day?
Hell yeah

by ShumLover69 March 15, 2023

Shum

Noun A shum is someone who is annoying or retarted, they tend to never shut up either.

Stfu shum

by ItIzJR May 11, 2020

Shumming

The act of shitting and cumming at the same time. (V.) (shummed, shum)

I was perched on top the toilet seat and I couldn’t handle how hot the girl I just fuck was, that I shummed myself.

I saw that hot girl I fucked last night and kept denying how I felt for her. All that anxiety and guilt had me shumming.

by The shummoner September 1, 2025

Shum

A mixture of shit and cum after an anal cream pie. Also known as a buttload

Please don’t get any more shum on my sofa.

by Teerextc June 10, 2022

Shummity shum shum

This is another term used for "Shum Egg" It is used to describe Shum Egg, but in a funnier way.

Student A :"Oh look, it's Shum Egg!"
Student B :"Shummity shum shum"

by PedroCubing February 6, 2025

Shumming

The combination of shitting and cumming when you got to the bathroom and taking a significantly long time.

Mr Chog: I wonder where Mr Mahogany is?
Mr Lie: He"s probably *Shumming*
Mr Mahongany was *Shumming*

by The Minons September 27, 2021