The act of ejaculating and shitting simultaneously, in order to stimulate the prostate and achieve maximum projectile velocity of cum.
Bro 1: I was shumming so hard while my parents were getting groceries yesterday.
Bro 2: Bro my parents are always home i can never shum in peace.
Bro 2: Bro my parents are always home i can never shum in peace.
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Get the Shum mug.I was perched on top the toilet seat and I couldn’t handle how hot the girl I just fuck was, that I shummed myself.
I saw that hot girl I fucked last night and kept denying how I felt for her. All that anxiety and guilt had me shumming.
I saw that hot girl I fucked last night and kept denying how I felt for her. All that anxiety and guilt had me shumming.
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Mr Chog: I wonder where Mr Mahogany is?
Mr Lie: He"s probably *Shumming*
Mr Mahongany was *Shumming*
Mr Lie: He"s probably *Shumming*
Mr Mahongany was *Shumming*
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