shramping

When you are on the first day of your menstrual cycle, and you are cramping so bad you do not know if you have to shit or just take a midol.

I am shramping someting feirce today.

by Natalie Wilhelm April 30, 2009

shirmping

is the act of toe sucking. Each toe is a shirmp and the act is therefor called shrimping. A toe sucker can be called a shrimper

The drunken frat boy would often perform shirmping on his other drunken frat brothers

by Baltsox August 31, 2006

shrimping

when gay guys are having anal sex and they cum in the ass then take a straw and suck out the cum.

Andrew and Drake are always shrimping.

by carlinz November 24, 2004

shrimping

The act of sucking several men's cumshots out of an asshole with a straw. Must be performed by multiple people at the same time.

Paul and Isaac get their protein supplement from shrimping in Mark's room.

by Fried Donut December 28, 2005

Hump-Scumping

A sexual act including two people, one of them male. The male stands in front of a toilet on which the other party is sitting and vomits on their head. Meanwhile, the sitting person performs fellatio on the male party and vomits on his penis.

"Those damned kids and their hump-scumping parties!"

by Walter Shmultz April 24, 2006

Shrumpling

When you go shracking in your pool and get stuck between the bars in your bed frame and drown.

he was a good man but shracking overcame him and now he is a victim to shrumpling.

by ajd7 August 15, 2019

Shrimping

The act of misplacing shrimp in a location that should not be shrimped.

Weston keeps shrimping my bathroom, Weston shrimped my bathroom (for legal reasons that’s a joke)

by ConnorEatsPants June 20, 2021