shmucking

to make a PB&J using a dead fetus as the jam and your own shit as the jelly

“Bro i’m so hungry right now, I for real need to start shmucking”

by holytractor February 12, 2024

shmuck

Shmuck means the word emily

gay shmuck

emily is a shmuck

by mi nam jeoff August 3, 2021

Shmuck

An annoying idiot,also a troll

Gabe: are you going to the Jaylen Brown thing
Danny: I don’t know (he knows he’s going)
Gabe: Ugh you’re such a shmuck

by Toll912 October 31, 2018

Shmuck

The sound of your balls when they hit the side of your leg

Your such a shmuck

by No nuts August 9, 2016

Shmuck

A dumbass.

Why did you break my window? You are such a shmuck

by Shounen Protagonist October 22, 2019

Shmuck

A idiot who does not know what to do with his life

That dudes a shmuck

by BoSs man the original February 26, 2020

Shmuck

An insult to imply someone is useless (as the removed foreskin). Usually more descriptive of the user than the subject.

This shmuck just totally cut in line in front of me. Doesn't he know I need my Starbucks?

by Princess Stinkypants May 27, 2016