Shmuck

People are arseholed

Your a shmuck

by Ew_Its_Jason January 2, 2021

Shmuck

Shmuck

"Oh, that guy! He's such a shmuck!"
"Tell me about it, he's insane in the membrane."

by Unknown so find me if you want November 30, 2021

shmuck

a mariya

person 1: look HES BEING A MARIYA MAN

person 2: “a mariya” what does that mean

person 3: a shmuck

by imashmuck August 7, 2019

Shmuck

What your grandpa calls you when you won't try his bean casserole.

"You fucking shmuck i'll beat your goddamn ass you son of a bitch. Come over here motherfucker, let me give you something to cry about pussy!"

by yung pussybaker May 20, 2020

Shmuck

The sound of your balls when they hit the side of your leg

Your such a shmuck

by No nuts August 9, 2016

Shmuck

An insult to imply someone is useless (as the removed foreskin). Usually more descriptive of the user than the subject.

This shmuck just totally cut in line in front of me. Doesn't he know I need my Starbucks?

by Princess Stinkypants May 27, 2016

Shmuck

A idiot who does not know what to do with his life

That dudes a shmuck

by BoSs man the original February 26, 2020