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A big penis both in length and girth.
“His shlong left me wounded.”

“My shlong can’t decide which way to hang.”
Shlong by Sherzzer August 7, 2018
A large penis ranging from 8inches+
Girl: "did you see mr.pipeyocheeks shlong?
Girl2: "omg yea it's so big"
Shlong by swagcapper August 18, 2018
Jesus fuck look at my shlong.
sHLoNg by allpreistsarepedophiles August 19, 2018
my shlong
shlong by Dr.Loop October 28, 2018
A very long, thin penis that looks like a hot dog sausage. Usually not great if your man has a shlong because it will just look odd asf. You wouldn’t want it inside you (unless you’re desperate or clapped)
Lily— “Oh no I found out that Jimmy has a shlong!”
Halle— “Well I suggest you only insert the first few inches it just cut a bit of it off.”
Shlong by hallejamesx March 8, 2019
Short and long depending on variables.
My cat has a shlong dick!
Shlong by TheManHymnself March 21, 2019