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Shitdick

During a shower, when one washes their asshole with a wash cloth, then washes their dick right after. Therefore leaving a shit residue on there shaft! More odor than apearance!
After a nice clean shower, my girl thought she was safe! Little did she know she was getting a healthy dose of the shitdick!

That bitch is a hoe bag. I bet she doesn't even notice the shitdick!
by Beeble lover July 12, 2014
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shitfuck

Traditionally, when one person pushes excrement out of their anus directly into their partner's anus. Shitfucking can also be performed into other orifices. For instance, one can shitfuck a mouth.
Come here baby, I want to shitfuck your ass.

My back hurts from being propped up on my shoulders last night getting shitfucked.
by browngringo July 31, 2010
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shitdick

The state of a penis after penetrating a rectum without a condom
I fucked her in the ass but I was left with shitdick
by Zarmanov May 20, 2003
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shitfuck

The greatest spacecraft known to mankind.
Today, our brave and expendable Kerbals launch toward their impending doom aboard the Shitfuck 8.
by ScarceLime August 18, 2021
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shitkicker

70's - 80's slang for cowboy, cowboy "wanna' be", or urban cowboy (wouldn't know what to do w/ the bull if/when he ever got it by the horns!)
Them shitkickers probably never done broke more sweat than trying the Texas 2-step or line dancing down at the Broken Spoke. Give real cowboys a bad name!
by hydrogeo December 26, 2004
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shitfuck

1. Anal sex.
2. An interjection showing extreme emotion.
1. After our date tonight, I'm going to shitfuck the hell out of Teresa!
2. Shitfuck! Don't put it in my ass!
by The Stuufler July 23, 2008
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Shitfuck

"While I am no Clinton lover it's pretty much inarguable, he was miles away better as President than Shitfuck."

"George Bush was explaining what 'his job is' in various speeches and press conferences. I.e., 'you know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror'. No shit, Shitfuck."

"When he was Ambassador to the Saudis did he kiss and hold hands with Abdullah like Shitfuck did and does?"
by kmhebert December 25, 2008
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