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Shitcasket

A term for a huge pile of shit. Can be used as the expression of unsatisfaction with the movie, song etc.
This movie is a fucking shitcasket!
by Dethfrag October 15, 2008
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Shitcunt blues

1.When you're shit out of luck, at your literal lowest point, when it seems like the whole world is against you and nothing can get any worse.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.
a, Larry: "Hey what's the matter?"
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."

b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.

c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.
by munkeylegend December 8, 2013
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shitcake

expression used to express distaste for a state of affairs
"Shitcakes!" George said, as he found out about the bank closing early.
by mattastic.biz January 26, 2017
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shitcunt

The most dirty, low down, untrustworthy, immoral, liberty taking, liar, grass (police informant), hated, person that there is. The sort of person that fucks your girlfriend when you are helping their mother into her new flat or you are at the bank, getting yourself in debt arranging an overdraft just to pay off his drug debts whilst he is fucking your bird.
"That guy is a right shitcunt, he told the Department for Work and Pensions that I was claiming benefits whilst working in the factory"
by Cornish Cockney May 28, 2017
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shitjangled

When you’re so broke, you only have the change jangling in your pocket
Dude 1: Bro, lets get some soda
Dude 2: I would, but I’m shitjangled
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Shitlan

a very bad person. will be rude to you, sucks at black jack, begs for money.
Hey shitlan.
by fuck you kid January 28, 2022
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Alaskan shitcone

When a man shits it in two ice cream cones and shoves one up his boyfriends ass and another one in his mouth.
Matt: dude you should totally give me a Alaskan shitcone!
by Gabby k March 9, 2015
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