Shitposter

Supreme form of the comedian; a title reserved for only the most tasteful and elegant of comedians, those that have rifled through the infinite cesspool of internet comedy only to be shit out the other side funnier and wiser than everyone else.; God.

Christian: Bobby's a shitposter now.
Amber: No fucking way, that's so fucking hot.
Christian: I know, I'm proud he's my best friend.

by theoneandtrueGod August 3, 2022

shitpost

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Random bystander: What the hell is this guy talking about? Is this a shitpost or am I having a stroke?

by Ballfondler #1 fan August 21, 2022

Oral Shitposting

The speaking equivalent of shitposting.
Basically saying something stupid completely unrelated to the current topic of discussion for the sake of saying it. Also can be saying something retarded, stupid, or off topic to simply piss everyone off.

Saying something that stupid isn’t funny. That’s oral shitposting.

by Nibtard January 20, 2019

Professional shitposter

A social media account which posts pictures or memes with no context or meaning

I've got 200 followers, I guess I'm a professional shitposter now, just like @nuggetofdoom who is the creator of the term professional shitposter and you should definitely follow them.

by Follow@nuggetofdoom June 29, 2019

Good Shitposting

The act of creating a comedic video or picture relating to a specific topic so effectively, that people who know little to nothing about said topic will still find the video or picture to be comedic.

Bill: Hey, Frank, look at this shitpost I found for FlingSmash!

Frank: I haven't even played FlingSmash and it looks hilarious! This is good shitposting.

by RememberTheAmibo June 19, 2020

Military Grade Shitposting

1.) shitposting at absurd levels
2.) accidental shitpost among higher up officials

whoever played that 18+ video of Tifa during the senate meeting has balls of steel to do that kind of military grade shitposting

by EndlessAnomaly January 20, 2022

Shitposting

"Maybe people that create things aren’t concerned with your delicate sensibilities, y’know? Maybe the species that communicates with each other through the filter of your comfort are less evolved than the ones who just communicate. Maybe your problems are your own to deal with and maybe the public giving a shit about your feelings is a one-way ticket to extinction."

"You guys need to grow up!"
-"This is a shitposting group you cuck eating sjw".

by toasterpython May 23, 2017