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Shideous

"shideous" .adj

Used to describe something so revolting or vile that "shitty" or "hideous" alone will not suffice.
Did you smell that dialup tech?! That bastard is shideous!
by jaxxor August 23, 2004
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Shiesty Doubler

A custom sandwich comprised of a few key standard ingredients, The sandwich must sound like something you'd never actually want to eat, but 9/10 times tastes amazing. This particular sandwich is usually created while intoxicated.

Sandwich Rules:
- A Shiesty Doubler must contain the following, as a standard.
- English Muffin in three pieces. Top, middle, bottom.
- Cream Cheese
- Jelly (any kind, Jam works as well)
- Toasted for no less than 2.5 minutes
- Must contain more than 6 ingredients

Thus far, known DELICIOUS combinations include:
- English Muffin, Broccoli, Creme Cheese, Jelly, Popcorn, Provalone Cheese, Steak Sauce, Ham, Toasted for 4 minutes.
- English Muffin, Spaghetti, Creme Cheese, Cherry Jelly, Steak Sauce, American cheese, Ham, Turkey, Toasted for 2.5 Minutes.

The Shiesty Doubler is up to you ultimately as long as the base rules are followed for creating it. They're delicious, and often far from nutritious!
Woah, We've been drinking all night...what should we make for breakfast? How about some Shiesty Doublers!
by Kevin... January 7, 2008
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shieeeeeeet

When shit goes down in one or more exciting way.
Shieeeeeeet that girl has one fine booty
by Oreo Dorito August 10, 2016
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Pino Shield

A type of armor used to protect the balls and weiner from direct skin to skin contact with a Pino whore and/or ladyboy. A typical shield would consist of a t shirt tucked into ones underwear.
Holy shit! Let’s get the fuck out of here! That ladyboy just tried to get ahold of my balls, good thing I had my Pino shield on.
by PinoPete May 19, 2018
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Stoner shield

Using two hands to shield the wind while your homie rips the bong
Dude, it’s so windy hit me up with that stoner shield!
by itbeet June 15, 2020
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Shieldmaiden

1. A shieldmaiden was a woman who had chosen to fight as a warrior in Scandinavian folklore and mythology;

2. A woman who sings for a heavy metal or hard rock band.
1. A shield maiden's grave was found in Norway yesterday.

2. That chick in Arch Enemy can really growl! She is a true Shieldmaiden!
by lucentrue February 4, 2010
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cock shield

2. A defensive and honorable maneuver where a friend successfully has sex with a chick that is stalking you, freeing you up to score with someone else. The need for the cock shield arises when the act of having sex with the stalker will lead to a bunch of bad consequences.

This is similar but subtly different to being a wing man, a cock block and the cock shield def 1. as your friend is trying to avoid you having sex with one person so that you may have sex with another.
Dude, thanks for the cock shield last night. I now have at least another month or so before she'll be back in full force tying to get me to sleep with her again - nightmare averted!
by KeepItCoolYo July 13, 2010
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