missile shiner

A person who says they’d join the military but they can’t because of some bullshit excuse
John is a missile shiner he said he can’t enlist because of his small penis
by Kody_6226 September 09, 2020
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young shiner

them: hey mally? what's a young shiner

mally: Ciara. A Ciara is the perfect definition of young shiner
by iloveciaras April 05, 2022
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congo shiner

Someone who’s good at sex
She thought she wanted a lover boy but what she really want is a congo shiner
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clam shiner

Clam shiner means dickhead. It is a term you can use in public without offending those around you. Clam is slang for vagina. The penis head is "the shiner" when used the stimulate the woman during sex. Hence the term "clam shiner" in place of dickhead.
Why must you always be such a clam shiner around my friends?
by Abberdabber February 20, 2016
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Pretty face shiner

To black an eye of a bitch who thinks she’s “pretty” and talks shit
She keep on talking shit ima give that bitch a pretty face shiner, stank cooper pussy hoe!
by Prettyfaceshiner December 01, 2023
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choad shiner

The act of jacking off a choad. The owner of the choad must rub the choad in a wax on, wax off motion in order for ejaculation.
tony: yo dude i beat it like five times yesterday.

andrew: i thought you had a choad

tony: yeah i had to use the choad shiner technique
by deezballsniggah August 08, 2009
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