dirty sheldon

During a three way
When the other girl is sucking your dick, your girlfriend smacks her head against your dick until she pukes on you.

“Ew bro what is on your pants?”
“Shelby and this chick gave me a dirty Sheldon last night. Shit was crazy”

by CremOfSumYungGui May 28, 2019

Sheldon

A mythical creature with long magetical hair, always sought after by faggits who dont deserve it.

Wow that Sheldon is very magestical

by Tsuskin November 22, 2011

Sheldon

the type of guy you find on a date with a girl your whole squad hit the week before. going out of his way to make himself more friendzone worthy then fuckable. the king of fuckbois

That girls boy is a total sheldon.

by AnonBanksy January 10, 2015

Sheldon

Too smart, detailed, knowledgable and geeky. Derived from Dr. Sheldon Cooper, the fictional character on The Big Bang Theory. Too annoying for words. Belongs on Jeporady.

Don't be a Sheldon, what a Sheldon

by Oldeguy December 20, 2009

Sheldon Convention

A Sheldon Convention can refer to 1 of 2 things:

1. The meeting of millions of hot women to have sex with each other in front of Sheldon.

or

2. The meeting of millions of Sheldon's. Every Sheldon is repeating the phrase, "WOMAN, WHERE'S MA SAMICH?!?"

Note: Ma Samich = My Sandwich

1. This Sheldon Convention is awesome, look at all these women!

2. Man there are so many Sheldon's here, this must be a Sheldon Convention...WOMAN, WHERE'S MA SAMICH?!?

by ShaneMolloy October 6, 2008

Shidonkulous

Having "Crazy" and/or "gratuitous amounts of fun" at once. Coined by Ben Morris.

"Dude, last night was Shidonkulous, I don't remember anything."

by shut up bitches February 18, 2010

Sheldon

Bitchy slut, however one of the bestfriends anyone could ask for. Even though he's are bi-polar he's always there for you. Smallest person with the hugest hearts

Sheldon is awesome.

by Miranda Ann March 10, 2009