shat

verb: the past tense of "shit"; to have taken a shit

1. "I'm constipated; I haven't shat in 3 days!"

2. Upon smelling a really nasty fart: "Ewe...who shat themself?"

3. "When I shat this morning I clogged up the toilet."

by Shebly Blair July 2, 2009

shatting

used to describe shit-talking with your mates on chat services such as Skype or MSN Messenger.

I was shatting with Anthony the other day on Messenger and giving him banter about his shaved balls.

by Wordsmith1 November 20, 2007

shat

old english word for shit

thoust shat upon thy self in thy most fearfull way

by Ryan May 19, 2004

shat

To be Shitted on

Stephon got shatted on by some birds at school

by Niga-please February 6, 2003

shat

A mistakenly used word for the past tense of shit. Most people who use it are people whose second language is English, and people who want to be cool and curse but don't really know how. However, most people know that the real past tense for shit is just, shit itself.

*Wannabe cool person going up to a gangster*
"Yo man, I just shat myself."
"*snicker* kay.."

by ME.... October 2, 2012

shat

Originally the past tense of "to shit," but shat has evolved into something more. Shat doesn't share the harsh connotations of "shit," nor does it share it's seriousness.

Shat can be used in multiple fashions, such as "shatty," "shatting," "shatness," and even "shatmaster." It's uses are ambiguous, so even more exotic fashions of use are still evolving.

Shat nub, that shatty movie was, by far, the shattiest shat I've ever seen. It's shatness equaled 1000 Jack Thompson's in a single room. I fucking hate that shatting shatmaster.

by Devin Torres December 28, 2005

shat

1/same thing as "took a shit" except shorter

past tense of shit

"My Girlfriend and I called the Ambulance because we thought i shat a shoe"

by seany mac December 28, 2005