gone pear-shaped

When something potentially good has gone disastrously wrong. Similar to "taking a turn for the worst" or going "pete tong".

"It all went pear-shaped for England when that shavne headed fool stepped up for the first pen, innit".

by Andy Cooke June 28, 2004

getting bitch slapped by a penguin

the feeling you get when you walk outside and it's freezing cold out (moreso, when the cold wind actually hits your face).

Shit it's cold in here! It feels like I'm getting bitch slapped by a penguin!

by Courtney R. Klein September 26, 2006

slapped salami

To slap your salami you have to first whip it out and then get a good nice moist, slippery, wet grip and slide your hand up and down to the rhythm of "We are number one" until mayonnaise comes out and spread it across your sandwich buns.

My slapped salami is hammed so hard that it is red and i need cream.

by Darklordkvr May 16, 2017

U-shaped

Bad. Not good. Wrong. Not right.

I saw a dog get hit by a car and it was U-shaped.

by Stacy Jo March 24, 2008

Skapped

To get fucked up, get wasted, extremely high, hallucinating heavily, out of your mind, intoxicated to an extreme degree.

Mush I took those research chemicals you gave me last night whilst I was watching Eastenders and I was so skapped I thought Jane Beale was trying to flirt with me.

by penishands115 September 24, 2016

Slapped with Stank

Eating a stank ass pussy.

I went down on that ho and got slapped with stank. I tried to pull back but she just shoved my face in there.

by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2017

Dog-Shaped

To get extremely drunk or high, the result being utterly random and stupid (yet highly enjoyable) behaviour.

Chris: What you get up to at the weekend?

The Other Chris: Oh man we got totally dog-shaped. I still can't find my left shoe and I don't know where that hat-stand came from.

by The Meme February 6, 2009