Shandy Boy

A male who is for some reason opposed to drinking but doesn't like to let on he is. This can be someone who deliberately decides to drive, leaves early on a night out, or find any possible excuse to not go out

"Where did Rich go last night?"
"He went home before midnight, he's such a shandy boy"

by Punk Renegade October 11, 2011

Shandy Pants

Nickname you give your mate because he goes on a night out, finds a girl but only gets a hand shandy (Hand Job)

Adam R Aka Shandy pants went back to some girls last night in liverpool and only got a hand shandy. What a dissapointment

by anonymous20111991 November 17, 2011

champagne shandy

When a long distance lorry driver paints his nails, looks in his wing mirror, and wanks himself off. (it looks like champagne, but it's really just a shandy)

Man, I was so depressed last night, even a champagne shandy didn't cheer me up...

by Dave Lee Travis April 25, 2008

shithole shandy

Beverage served to those engaged in felching, an intoxicating and heady mix of faeces and gentlemens jelly.

Michael drank a shithole shandy straight from Dale's botty - Graham stayed standing!

by Ian Chode May 23, 2003

VB shandy

The act of using VB ( VIC BITTER - Australian beer) as a fluid for giving oneself an enema.

Joe Bloggs "vb shandy please"
DD "dude...why lower yourself? At least use a pilsner!"

by Dooglemcdoogle5678 August 9, 2015

douche shandy

part beer and then instead of lemonade its douche juice

sam how much douche juice do you want in your douche shandy

by lukeboi November 24, 2006

Pant Shandy

Stroking the penis on the outside of the pants until he cums. Generally will give him blisters (Owch!)

He has a stain from his pant shandy.

We played an acting out game and the girl didn't know what a pant shandy was, upon showing her she was astonished and red in the face.

by DragonFly02 August 12, 2009