Topless Hand Shandy

A handjob from an attractive woman who happens to be simultaneously displaying her tits

"I'll give any bitch in this room a fiver for a topless hand shandy!"

by JehuLove March 2, 2010

twin charged shandy

similar to a turbo shandy, containing strong lager and smirnoff ice, but has the added bonus of two shots of vodka in a twin charged shandy. not to be confused with a turbo shandy with boost which only has one shot of vodka with the smirnoff & lager

Dave is stuck into another twin charged shandy, hes going to blow up any moment

by beefham February 26, 2008

top deck shandy

The expulsion of "baby gravy" (qv), resulting from agitation withing a portion of chest potatoes.

We went back to her place and she gave me a top deck shandy

by Mark May 2, 2003

shandy drinking wendy

One can attribute the term "shandy drinking wendy" to anyone who orders a half pint at the bar. (basically a shandy without the lemonade)

"Half of Fosters please"

"Ok sir... *coughs* SHANDY DRINKING WENDY! *coughs*

by Benjamin Partridge November 15, 2004

Shandy + Ice Drinker

Soft, weak males, often of Mexican descent, who are unable to handle a proper pint. Other character traits include, excess sweating, general nervousness and very poor chat.

Shandy + Ice Drinkers: Guys who think it is acceptable to step away from a proper pint (to help them last longer…).

by SweatyTA June 17, 2009

southern shandy drinking ponce

Ponce from the south of England who don't half talk funny and drinks lady-drinks!

SharpAsKnifes

by guru July 17, 2003

Street Fighter II Turbo Shandy

1/3 pint Stella beer, 1/3 pint strongbow cider and a Smirnoff Ice

I had a had many Street Fighter II Turbo shandy s nd hit someone outside a spoons

by Will8688 June 21, 2019