Shamira

Usually your first cousin that brings the banana pudding or potato salad to all family gatherings

I hope Shamira is apart of the food planning.

Is Shamira coming?

by Free117 February 9, 2017

Samurai X

Nya, now the Water Ninja, was Samurai X until season 5. She had a giant mech and she could turn her handbag into a suit. In the middle of season 1, the rise of the snakes, she first appeared and all the other ninja hated her. But that's only because she kept saving the civilians and didn't let the ninja help. She "stole their thunder" even though as soon as they found out they treated her like a warrior...at least, until season 3.

Jay: Ugh, I'm gonna say it--I HATE SAMURAI X!!!!"
Also Jay: Samurai X is totally stealing our thunder!" (or maybe it wasn't jay idc)

by WindNinjaLizzie April 22, 2020

samurai

a fuedal warrior that followed a strict code of moral conduct.They were extremely loyal to their leaders wheter it be a warlord or the emperor of japan.They were masters of the art of swordplay.They would not dishonor themselves by using fire arms either.The word samurai means "to serve".

equivalent to the knights of europe

by micheal dunn May 12, 2004

samurai handshake

Asian massage parlors offer this at the end of a massage, They will jack you off before you leave.

When I was done getting a massage from that asian chick, she offered me a samurai handshake for an extra 20 bucks.

by acm210001 May 6, 2010

shamuta

a homeless slut, whore that rapes the cookie monster! :D

(most used when mad or angry at a person)
"what a shamuta!"

by laurlaurr June 21, 2008

Shamurai

One who has mastered skills in the ancient art of shamming. Legend has it that they descend from a long line of lazy warriors. A member of the junior enlisted that slack off like it’s a profession while avoiding getting caught. They generally hold the grade of E-4 and are a member of the notorious E-4 Mafia. The rank they wear is the sham shield. This is what they use for protection from danger. They imply the shield means they know nothing and they say nothing to get in trouble. They are always trying to avoid work, leadership, and service. Do to this they are experts at cover and concealment. They often strategies on how to escape their duties in a strict environment like the Military and when given the chance they try to sham off at every opportunity. The Shamurai has done this long enough to master these skills.

Upon hearing the word volunteer the Shamurai takes cover and looks for concealment. The Shamurai silently makes himself smaller by hiding behind something and avoids eye contact.

by Junebug2 May 12, 2022

Samurai Toes

A pronounced, permanent gap between the big and index toes. Generally caused by wearing flip-flops 24/7. Usually seen in Asians and Beach Bums.

Dude: "Can you hand me the remote on the coffee table?"

Other Dude: "I can't reach it."

Dude: "Use your Samurai Toes."

-or-

Dude: "Daaaang girl, your Samurai Toes are so gnarly, you can jack a dick off with it!"

Girl: "Huh?"

by spam&eggs.yo November 22, 2011