shame carrots

Rubbing one index finger down the other index finger in a gesture of admonishment, like peeling a carrot.

In light of your inappropriate behavior, I can only make shame carrots at you.

by MadviLNE May 17, 2011

shame cake

Any cake or pastry product consumed after 10:00 PM.

"I was headed to bed, but instead was delayed by a huge slice of shame cake."

by Bag of Awesome February 9, 2010

Shakespearean sex

Sex which is, "full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing."

I had Shakespearean sex last night. No, I don't plan to call her, either.

by Copernichris November 22, 2011

Shakespeare theater

To declare your unsubscription or unfollowing of an internet channel, brand or product in an overly dramatic fashion.

"Well it has been fun, but because you have deviated from your original content, I have decided enough is enough! Perhaps one day I will follow you again when your content meets my standards once more. Good day!"

"Magnificent Shakespeare theater. Bravo."

by gardens October 4, 2012

jug shades

When someone's breasts are so big they have shadows beneath them.

"her boobs were so big dude! She had them jug shades and everything!"

by Clumbo January 20, 2018

Close the shades

A variation of the term "shut up," meaning to stop making noise.

Person 1: Oh, I just love having the shades open! It brings in so much sunlight that way! Don't you just love it? I can't get enough of that sunlight! Oh, I tell ya, I-
Person 2: Dude, close the shades!

by Soupy March 15, 2009

ha lol shame

The expression of shaming someone and laughing at them when they fail at life.

Jordan : did you hear that the pull out method didn’t work for lily

Sophie: ha lol shame

by Daddy dayia January 15, 2018