jug shades

When someone's breasts are so big they have shadows beneath them.
"her boobs were so big dude! She had them jug shades and everything!"
by Clumbo January 20, 2018
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Cold Start

Trying to masturbate, but starting out flacid.
Fuck man, I tried getting one off last night but had a cold start.
by Clumbo June 07, 2018
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