jug shades

When someone's breasts are so big they have shadows beneath them.
"her boobs were so big dude! She had them jug shades and everything!"
by Clumbo January 20, 2018
mugGet the jug shadesmug.

Cold Start

Trying to masturbate, but starting out flacid.
Fuck man, I tried getting one off last night but had a cold start.
by Clumbo June 13, 2018
mugGet the Cold Startmug.