Definitions by Clumbo

Cold Start 

Trying to masturbate, but starting out flacid.

Fuck man, I tried getting one off last night but had a cold start.

Cold Start by Clumbo June 13, 2018

jug shades 

When someone's breasts are so big they have shadows beneath them.

"her boobs were so big dude! She had them jug shades and everything!"

jug shades by Clumbo January 20, 2018