Semo

1. Also known as “Semolina”. Semo is a a substance that can be effective in ceramic making, hence it is used in the construction of public toilets.

2. A substance used by tyrannical government to cause damage to political opposition, and weaken enemy defenses. This makes it an effective tool in torturing prisoners of war, while enabling the perpetrators to escape international criminal liability.

Abolish Semo!

Feed the prisoners Semo.

by Abolish... April 30, 2021

Sermons

It is a complex oratorical form form with significant differences from religion to religion, denomination to denomination, region to region, and era to era.

Wid one hand He snatched
The sun from its socket,
And the other He clapped across the moon.

(by E.C.L. Adams 1876-1946 and published in 1928.)

by Kimberly Vaught July 8, 2004

seamonkeys

Usually found in products containing alcohol and chemical agents. Seamonkeys are small particles that form at the bottom of the bottle. If you shake the bottle you can see the seamonkey swirl.

John's beer was so old it had seamonkeys in it.

by phrek December 28, 2005

Semone

A beautiful girl who goes to IBL and gives me butterflies every time I see her. I can't stop thinking about her. I think I'm in love.

Semone is the most dazzling girl in the whole school, and I've liked her ever since I laid my eyes on her.

by Noah From the Uterus May 17, 2012

rabid seamonkey

When you are fucking a bitch in the face and then you jump behind her to perform anal but your buddy holds her face to the bedsheets with the threat to dump an aquarium full of fish on her head, then when you cum he dumps it anyway.

"WTF are you doing?"
"Shutup you're gettin a rabid seamonkey"

by Ontario April 5, 2008

seamonkey

A code word for the unpopular person that tries to fit in with the cool kids. Cool kids try and avoid this person at all costs.

When we heard "the seamonkey has my money" we all scattered to avoid having a face to face encounter with him.

by vengstro June 27, 2006

Seemore

Refers the an instance where your Facebook post has greater length than will appear in the news feed, and results in the blue texted tag "see more".

To run on too long, over explain, divulge too much, bore your "friends" to tears with excess information.

I had so much to say in my status that I seemored four times yesterday.

by SpaasCadet March 20, 2011